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Quotes: Kavorka Man
You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack.
Nick Naylor, Thank You For Smoking

You can just tell she's having a hard time believing Curtis is half the sexual dynamo he claims to be.

Bender: [on Henry Kissinger] Is he any good?
President Nixon's Head: Looking like that, he talked his way into Jill St. John's bed. Enough said.
Futurama, "War Is The H-Word"

He wasn't exactly in the best shape, and he had a combover that was rather... elaborate, but he had this air about him. This confidence that drew me toward him — he was who he was, he didnít care.
Sydney Prosser on Irving Rosenfeld, American Hustle

I'm living proof that anybody can get laid.
Ron Jeremy

"When she filmed this video, Zsa Zsa Gabor was 76 years old and had the range of motion of a woman being digested by a snake. Corpses get better workouts when the gasses inside them shift. And this would all be normal for an elderly fitness video if there were old people doing it along with her. Instead, she has two gigantic body builders, Francois and Mike... It sounds pretty gross on paper, but you don't get to be Miss Hungary 1936 without having a certain appeal. When she calls Francois over to help her stretch, she is a predator on the hunt and the poor guy is way out of his league. Eight decades old or not, it only takes 8 seconds of flirting before Francois is ready to stick it in."
Seanbaby, "4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been"


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