Quotes / Kavorka Man


When Sigmund Freud's invited to a party
That's a party that will last and last
When Sigmund Freud's invited to a party
You should see the mess the morning aft
Telex, "Sigmund Freud's Party"

Gene: Serves you right for staying up rodding all night with that new fella of yours. Did you let his guide dog watch?
Phyllis: His guide dog's giving your mam one. From behind.
Gene: (rhetorically) Whatever happened to the classy birds?

Bender: [on Henry Kissinger] Is he any good?
President Nixon's Head: Looking like that, he talked his way into Jill St. John's bed. Enough said.
Futurama, "War Is The H-Word"

He wasn't exactly in the best shape, and he had a combover that was rather... elaborate, but he had this air about him. This confidence that drew me toward him. He was who he was; he didnít care.
Sydney Prosser on Irving Rosenfeld, American Hustle

Spell my name! The ladies wanna B on D!
Any sex appeal you might have is beyond me!

Real Life

Bill and I would like to do a song for you that, at one time, was our largest-selling hit record... It's called 'Muskrat Love', and every time I sing this song I think of Henry Kissenger.

I have always derived great comfort from William Shakespeare. After a depressing visit to the mirror or an unkind word from a girlfriend or an incredulous stare in the street, I say to myself: 'Well. Shakespeare looked like shit.' It works wonders.
Martin Amis, Money

I refute and rebuff this whole ridiculous notion.
Hugh Laurie on life as a sex symbol

Tony's sexy because he likes to fuck.
James Gandolfini on Tony Soprano, Inside the Actor's Studio

I'm living proof that anybody can get laid.
Ron Jeremy

Between the marriages, I shagged my way 'round television studios like a mechanical digger.

About two weeks after I moved to NYC, I went out with some dude I met on the Internet. We went to a bar and sometime during the date, we were talking about movies and he asked me what my favorite was. I told him the usual, Showgirls and Angel. I asked him what his was and he spit out some movie called Monkey Shines. I had never heard of that shit before and he went on to tell me that itís his favorite, because thereís a scene where Stanley Tucci is wearing nothing but a towel. I think his tip got extra moist when he said that. That opened up a can of Tucci. He went on to tell me that Stanley Tucci is his dream dude and he once dated a German guy who looked like a taller Stanley Tucci. The Tucci-a-like barely spoke English and my date barely spoke German. They had a hard time talking to each other, but they dated for over a year, because but my date just couldnít break up with him since he looked like Stanley Tucci so much. He probably talked about Stanley Tucci for a good 20 minutes. I get it, Stanly Tucci is hot. But maybe you should want until date 2 to let me know youíre a Tuccihead.

All you really need to know is that sheís Wonder Womanís hot younger sister. And so of course, as you might expect from a description like that, she ends up dating and even marrying divorcee, complete failure and utter shameless creep Terry Long.
Chris Sims on Donna Troy "The Worst Couples in Comics"

There's an attempt at a comedic subplot here where Uhura and Scotty have some kinda chemistry or sexual tension or somethin'. Later in the film, when Sybok frees her mind, Uhura begins to make awkward sexual advances toward Scotty.. Her mind is uninhibited, so she wants to fuck an old, fat white guy.