Everywhere you go
Law abidin' folk
Doing what is decent but they're mostly broke
Singing to the Lord on Sundays, praying for the gifts he sends
we're the ones who take it,
we're the ones who make it in the end!
I heard her say, she struck a deal
Her faith will bring in money bags
I'm heading for the mercy seat
My goodness looks like dirty rags
The wicked flee when none pursueth.
Your continued existence is a mockery of morality.
Will somebody do something? Every week he gets worse and nobody does anything!
— Wendy Testaburger, South Park
("Breast Cancer Show Ever")
One day I'll
have money. Prestige. Power. ...And on that day they'll still
Director of Green
: We've been dumping into the water supply for years. Yesterday, a giant mutated alligator destroyed our competitor's only factory. CEO
: Now that Karma has been discredited, what else can we pollute? Director
: The sky's the limit.
There was only one guy in the whole Bible Jesus ever personally promised a place with him in Paradise. Not Peter, not Paul, not any of those guys. He was a convicted thief, being executed. So don't knock the guys on death row. Maybe they know something you don't.
Frustrating, isn't it? Best not to think too hard about me, or you'll end up giving yourself apoplexy.
: Enjoy it. Jack Valentine
: ...What? Yuri
: This. Tell me I'm "everything you despise." That I'm "the personification of evil." That I'm—what? "Responsible for the breakdown of the fabric of society and world order." I'm "a one-man genocide." Say everything you want to say to me now. Because you don't have long.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
: "You won't get away with this!" Simone
: "I've been getting away with it for 200 years!"
Damn it, he killed Sempai, and now Nanako-chan
... And the bastard's gonna walk away ithout paying for what he did! Yukiko:
That's not right...! Naoto:
Why...? What is he
the one that gets to go on living?
— Part of the party of Persona 4
, talking about Namatame
When you reach out for Roman, he's not there.
I was well rewarded for my cowardice and greed.
I just wish you'd killed that old bastard.
— Inara regarding Adelai Niska, "War Stories", ''Firefly
I'm nine years old, and I have a hemorrhoid, Stan. I have a hemorrhoid, and Cartman has his own theme park.
That son of a bitch is getting away with it. We can't even touch him. RoboCop:
Patience, Lewis. We're only human.
There's what, maybe five hundred people in this hospital? I could pump you full of bullets right now and I wouldn't be arrested. Everyone would lie for me—everyone who counts.
Otherwise, all their own
lies, everything that runs Sin City, it all comes tumbling down like a pack of cards.
You offend the community, the community retaliates, and the balance is maintained. If the community acts against you and it’s unjust, then there is imbalance, and this weighs heavier than matters between individuals. Clever individuals with some knowledge on how to use and manipulate karma could theoretically survive and ride the backlash to a position at the top.
Why is it that one of us who wants to live the most, the ones who deserve to live the most dies, and the ones that deserve to die, keep on living? What's the message in that?
I just want something bad to happen to you. Not like really bad, just...something to ruin your weekend.
— Cat Valentine
to Tori, Victorious
"The Blonde Squad"
Clever tyrants are never punished.
In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.
Ehh, like I said: The Rihanna
incident has kinda faded with time. But still, right? It's pretty messed up that a guy who did what Chris Brown
did can release a song called "These Hoes Ain't Loyal" and have it be a hit
...Yeah, girls generally fail to be loyal if you call them "hoes", Chris. Or if you punch them.
You hear that kids? Act like a good little boy all year, and Santa might bring you a new bike. Act like a spoiled brat all year, and Ryan Seacrest will give you a 1-hour special on Comedy Central
. I think we can all agree that Ryan Seacrest should just bite the bullet and change his Twitter bio to “I put assholes on television“.
'The more of an asshole Mark is, the more money he makes, and the more authority he's given by the head office,' said Manning, who left Aqua-Dek in April to 'do literally anything that will get me away from that son of a bitch.' 'In Mark, you see a classic example of the cycle of escalating assholedom. Instead of hiding his assholishness and putting on a good show, he brags about it as if it's a virtue, because it benefits his career. But I don't believe for a minute that he's only an asshole for career advancement. For Mark, being an asshole is its own reward.'
Paulson's TARP proposal was essentially the last, unaired episode of Beavis and Butthead
, with the three pages of script just containing a single scene in which Butthead walks into the U.S. Senate and says, 'Can you, uh, like, give us 700 billion dollars? Uh-huh-huh.'
During famines, the state propaganda said Kim Jong Il
was suffering through the worst of it with us, subsisting on only a bowl of rice a day.... The reality is that while it's impossible to say how
much rice Kim ate during the famine, we do know he spent $600,000 a year on his personal brandy stash.
If this were a movie, the evil iron-fisted dictator would get his comeuppance before the closing credits. In real life, the Kim family has been oppressing their starving little country for 65 goddamned years, with no end in sight, and getting steadily crazier with each passing day.
"And so Krelian, runner up for biggest monster in the entire game, not only evades ever having to pay for being responsible for the death of millions and enough crimes against humanity to make Umbrella Inc executives blush...but he gets exactly what he wants in the end too. What a fucking tosser."