Death solves all problems. No man, no problem.

You will die. Your people will die. J.J. Abrams will die. You will all... die.

there should be more comics in which everybody dies

Gentlemen, I'm afraid I have decided to cancel the war. Kill them. Kill them ALL.

Y'know, it's kind of a waste of time to create new characters for The Punisher's books. If they're Frank's enemies, they get shot dead after an appearance or two. If they're Frank's friends, they get shot dead after an appearance or two.

Well Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort them out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took seventy-five Federal Marshals to bring him down. Now let's never speak of this again.

"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End"

Kill them! Kill them all!

Minsk: Dis iz turnink into vun of dose plans...hyu know—de kind vere ve keel everybody dot notices dot ve's killin people?

Gorb: It iz?

Minsk: Uh huh. And how do dose alvays end?

Gorb: De dirgible iz in flames, everyboddyz dead and I've lost my hat.

Minsk: Dot's right. Und any plan vere you lose your hat iz?

Gorb: A bad plan?

Minsk: Right again!

Adam: Fleury. Tell me what you whispered to Janet, in the briefing, to get her to stop crying about Fran, you know, before all this, before we even got airborne. What'd you say to her?

Aunt: Tell me, what did your grandfather whisper in your ear before he died?

Adam: You remember?

Fleury: I told her we were gonna kill 'em all.

Grandson: "Don't fear them, my child. We are going to kill them all."

Everybody, everybody, everybody living now

Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks

Everybody, everybody, everybody living now

Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks

Everybody, everybody, everybody living now

Everybody, everybody, everybody cries

Everybody, everybody, everybody living now

Everybody, everybody, everybody dies
— System of a Down, "Violent pornography"

"No one will be alive by the last book. In fact, they all die in the fifth. The sixth book will be just a thousand-page description of snow blowing across the graves..."

"Oh god, you're right! There are still a few characters I haven't killed yet. I almost forgot about them."

"We will kill them all."

"There should have been another way..."

"He deserved to die. They all deserved to die."

This is the fanfic in which the Transformers will all die.

"Most people believe that the 20th century was a death struggle between Communism and Capitalism, and that Fascism was but a hiccup. But today we know better. Communism was a fool's errand. The followers of Marx gone from this earth, but the followers of Hitler abound and thrive. Hitler, however, had one great disadvantage. He lived in a time when Fascism, like a virus... like the AIDS virus... needed a strong host in order to spread. Germany was that host. But Germany did not prevail. The world was too big. Fortunately, the world has changed. Global communications, cable TV, the internet. Today the world is smaller and a virus does not need a strong host in order to spread. The virus... is airborne. One more thing. Let no man call us crazy. They called Hitler crazy. But Hitler was not crazy. He was stupid. You don't fight Russia and America. You get Russia and America to fight each other... and destroy each other."

Oscar: (reading) "Go, bid the soldiers shoot." And they all lived happily ever after.
Felix: Nobody lives happily ever after in Hamlet! (Beat) Nobody lives.

"So, I guess if you're making a movie and you're stuck for that perfect ending, just kill everybody. Hey, it worked for Tarantino, right?"