Quotes / "Jump Off a Bridge" Rebuttal

Jeremy: But everyone's gonna be there!
Connie: So? If all your friends were jumping off cliffs, would you too?"
Jeremy: No.... But I might give you a little shove.
Connie: What was that?

Marge: What on Earth possessed you to get an earring?
Bart: Milhouse has one.
Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff—?
Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff?! I'm there!
The Simpsons, "Simpson Tide"