Quotes: Juan Carlos 11
- Oh, I thought we were talking "sexual fantasy" crazy, not "knives up your ass" crazy.
- Discussion about why the crazy girl archetype is utterly, utterly wrong.
- 100$? Who's this hooker? Kirby?
- Victory is not achieved by those who hope, but by those who dare and those who move.
- I suggest you grab onto something, because I barely know how to ride this thing. :D
- Because some people like killing their lungs after they've exercised. Like eating a burger fater jogging.
- On why people smoke after sex.
- I need three virgins, one squirrel and at least three Lovecraft books to sacrifice.
- Hope you have your chainsaw ready, because we're going to court
- On pretending to be a lawyer in the adorable troper thread.
- Bronies and trolls, Trekkies and Whovians, otakus, Browncoats and Touhoumen... all will play the 'Game of Fandoms'.
- "After I wipe the board five times in a row and slaughter everyone with angels, I've got bitches to please, uguu~" — Haven on Juanderes.
Go die in a fire of wrong. then revive and drown in a river of bullshit
And btw, let yourself be stricken by a thunderbolt of stupidity
—Juan, about...does it matter