History Quotes / JerkassWoobie

-> ''"And there it is. This whole "I don't care what people think about me" act? It's pretty convincing. But methinks that there's a sad little cartoon boy living inside the hairy beast. And he's sad because at the end of the day he realises that the only thing people think about is what an evil son-of-a-bitch he really is."''

"Where other men dream of love, or wealth, or glory, this man Sandor Clegane dreamed of [[CainAndAbel slaying his own brother]], a sin so terrible it makes me shudder just to speak of it. Yet that was the bread that nourished him, the fuel that kept his fires burning. Ignoble as it was the hope of seeing his brother's blood upon his blade was all this sad and angry creature lived for... and even that was taken away when Prince Oberyn of Dorne stabbed Ser Gregor with a poisoned spear."

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-->--'''Tangle''', Koili's ask blog for ''FanFic/BrothersOfCircuits''

-->-- Tales From Treehollow short story "Tainted AKA "Where We Belong" regarding '''Cur''', ''WebComic/Tamberlane''

->"626 was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing... not even memories to visit in the middle of the night?"
-->--'''Jumba''' on '''Stitch''', ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch''

'''Whatamess:''' ''(pulls out a present)'' "Merry Christmas?\\

'''Whatamess:''' *pulls out a present* "Merry Christmas?\\
'''Trash:''' *in awe* No kidding? I.......you know......*about to cry*.....like I've never had one of these before.....

"Where other men dream of love, or wealth, or glory, this man Sandor Clegane dreamed of [[CainAndAbel slaying his own brother]], a sin so terrible it makes me shudder just to speak of it. Yet that was the bread that nourished him, the fuel that kept his fires burning. Ignoble as it was the hope of seeing his brother's blood upon his blade was all this sad and angry creature lived for...[[spoiler:and even that was taken away when Prince Oberyn of Dorne stabbed Ser Gregor with a poisoned spear]]."

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->''"The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one."''
-->-- '''Creator/CharlieSheen'''

->''"But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most."''
-->--'''Creator/MarkTwain'''
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->''"I should like to put it on record that I have never been able to dislike Hitler.... The fact is that there is something deeply appealing about him. One feels it again when one sees his photographs--and I recommend especially the photograph at the beginning of Hurst and Blackett's edition, which shows Hitler in his early Brownshirt days. It is a pathetic, dog-like face, the face of a man suffering intolerable wrongs.... He is the martyr, the victim, Prometheus chained to the rock, the self-sacrificing hero who fights single-handed against impossible odds. If he were killing a mouse he would know how to make it seem like a dragon."''
-->--'''Creator/GeorgeOrwell''', on UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler

->"[[HopeSpot Is it okay if I exist?]] *silence* .... [[FreakOut PLEASE CARE ABOUT ME!]] ... Nobody cares about me... [[KillEmAll Everyone]] can just ''[[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds die]]''."

->"''...She was sorry to part from the village and the peasants. She remembered how they had carried out Nikolay, and how a requiem had been ordered for him at almost every hut, and all had shed tears in sympathy with her grief. In the course of the summer and the winter there had been hours and days when it seemed as though [[HalfWittedHillbilly these people lived worse than the beasts, and to live with them was terrible; they were coarse, dishonest, filthy, and drunken; they did not live in harmony, but quarrelled continually, because they distrusted and feared and did not respect one another]]. Who keeps the tavern and makes the people drunken? ''A peasant.'' Who wastes and spends on drink the funds of the commune, of the schools, of the church? ''A peasant.'' [[HillbillyHorrors Who stole from his neighbours, set fire to their property, gave false witness at the court for a bottle of vodka?]] At the meetings of the Zemstvo and other local bodies, [[BoomerangBigot who was the first to fall foul of the peasants?]] [[RuleOfThree ''A peasant.'']] Yes, to live with them was terrible; but yet, they were human beings, they suffered and wept like human beings, and there was nothing in their lives for which one could not find excuse. Hard labour that made the whole body ache at night, the cruel winters, the scanty harvests, the overcrowding; [[InherentInTheSystem and they had no help and none to whom they could look for help]]. Those of them who were a little stronger and better off could be no help, [[CorruptHick as they were themselves coarse, dishonest, drunken, and abused one another just as revoltingly; the paltriest little clerk or official treated the peasants as though they were tramps, and addressed even the village elders and church wardens as inferiors, and considered they had a right to do so]]. And, indeed, [[YouBastard can any sort of help or good example be given by mercenary, greedy, depraved, and idle persons who only visit the village in order to insult, to despoil, and to terrorize?]] ."''

-->-- '''Inga''', from the ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'' episode ''Helga and the Nanny''

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-->--'''Jumba''' on '''Stitch''', ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''

->"''...She was sorry to part from the village and the peasants. She remembered how they had carried out Nikolay, and how a requiem had been ordered for him at almost every hut, and all had shed tears in sympathy with her grief. In the course of the summer and the winter there had been hours and days when it seemed as though these people lived worse than the beasts, and to live with them was terrible; they were coarse, dishonest, filthy, and drunken; they did not live in harmony, but quarrelled continually, because they distrusted and feared and did not respect one another. Who keeps the tavern and makes the people drunken? ''A peasant.'' Who wastes and spends on drink the funds of the commune, of the schools, of the church? ''A peasant.'' Who stole from his neighbours, set fire to their property, gave false witness at the court for a bottle of vodka? At the meetings of the Zemstvo and other local bodies, who was the first to fall foul of the peasants? [[RuleOfThree ''A peasant.'']] Yes, to live with them was terrible; but yet, they were human beings, they suffered and wept like human beings, and there was nothing in their lives for which one could not find excuse. Hard labour that made the whole body ache at night, the cruel winters, the scanty harvests, the overcrowding; [[InherentInTheSystem and they had no help and none to whom they could look for help. Those of them who were a little stronger and better off could be no help, as they were themselves coarse, dishonest, drunken, and abused one another just as revoltingly; the paltriest little clerk or official treated the peasants as though they were tramps, and addressed even the village elders and church wardens as inferiors, and considered they had a right to do so]]. And, indeed, [[YouBastard can any sort of help or good example be given by mercenary, greedy, depraved, and idle persons who only visit the village in order to insult, to despoil, and to terrorize?]] ."''

->"''...She was sorry to part from the village and the peasants. She remembered how they had carried out Nikolay, and how a requiem had been ordered for him at almost every hut, and all had shed tears in sympathy with her grief. In the course of the summer and the winter there had been hours and days when it seemed as though these people lived worse than the beasts, and to live with them was terrible; they were coarse, dishonest, filthy, and drunken; they did not live in harmony, but quarrelled continually, because they distrusted and feared and did not respect one another. Who keeps the tavern and makes the people drunken? ''A peasant.'' Who wastes and spends on drink the funds of the commune, of the schools, of the church?''A peasant.'' Who stole from his neighbours, set fire to their property, gave false witness at the court for a bottle of vodka? At the meetings of the Zemstvo and other local bodies, who was the first to fall foul of the peasants? [[RuleOfThree ''A peasant.'']] Yes, to live with them was terrible; but yet, they were human beings, they suffered and wept like human beings, and there was nothing in their lives for which one could not find excuse. Hard labour that made the whole body ache at night, the cruel winters, the scanty harvests, the overcrowding; [[InherentInTheSystem and they had no help and none to whom they could look for help. Those of them who were a little stronger and better off could be no help, as they were themselves coarse, dishonest, drunken, and abused one another just as revoltingly; the paltriest little clerk or official treated the peasants as though they were tramps, and addressed even the village elders and church wardens as inferiors, and considered they had a right to do so]]. And, indeed, [[YouBastard can any sort of help or good example be given by mercenary, greedy, depraved, and idle persons who only visit the village in order to insult, to despoil, and to terrorize?]] ."''