"You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be one."
— Marlyn, The Social Network
CG: THE THING IS, I KIND OF MISREPRESENTED MYSELF.
CG: I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF TO BE.
CG: FUCK I MEAN
CG: MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE
— Karkat "carcinoGeneticist" Vantas, Homestuck
For all that fierce exterior I've never met anyone who cared as deeply about his fellow man as Bruce Wayne.
You don't want anyone to know how important they are to you, so you act like a jackass.
— Hawkman calling out Oliver Queen in Smallville