Quotes / Jerkass Fašade

"You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be."
Marilyn, The Social Network

CG: THE THING IS, I KIND OF MISREPRESENTED MYSELF.
CG: I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF TO BE.
CG: FUCK I MEAN
CG: MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE
Karkat "carcinoGeneticist" Vantas, Homestuck

For all that fierce exterior I've never met anyone who cared as deeply about his fellow man as Bruce Wayne.
Amanda Waller on Batman, Justice League Unlimited Epilogue

You don't want anyone to know how important they are to you, so you act like a jackass.
Hawkman calling out Oliver Queen in Smallville

Then the Second Child had arrived, bringing with her conflict, friction and more then a few painful contusions to his head as she continually let him know exactly what she thought of him as an Eva Pilot, a man and a human.
All of it a giant lie to shield the four year old girl desperately hiding deep behind the moats, minefields and electrified fences she had placed around her heart.


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