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->''It is an objective scientific fact that all genies are jerks.''\\
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''You might say this is a bit of a prejudiced thing to say. You might say you cannot paint the entire race of Djinn with the same brush. And most people would agree - the Djinn are a wonderful people and a fascinating culture. But we're not talking about the Djinn. We're talking about genies. Furthermore, most Djinn would agree with you, as they are the ones who punished the genies for their various acts of jerkery by consigning them to lamps in the first place.''\\
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''They're a bit like Loki, actually. The Norse Gods didn't punish Loki because they hated people named Loki - they punished Loki because Loki was being a jerk.''\\
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''But I digress.''
-->--''Fanfic/HalloweenUnspectacular 6: Lair of the Hack Writer'', "Genies Are Jerks"
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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Oh yeah. But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she? "[[InvoluntaryShapeshifting By day one way, by night another]], blarty blarty blar." ''[[EvilLaugh (chuckles maniacally)]]'' Nobody's smart but me!

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'''Rumpelstiltskin:''' Oh yeah. [[ExactWords But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she? she?]] "[[InvoluntaryShapeshifting By day one way, by night another]], blarty blarty blar." ''[[EvilLaugh (chuckles maniacally)]]'' Nobody's smart but me!
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-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}}''

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