"In the end, the only thing that matters to you, is you and the only thing that matters to me, is me."
—Andrew Ryan, BioShock
Black Mage: "If you think about it, I'm the victim here."
Black Mage: "I didn't get what I wanted."
"You think the world revolves around you but it doesn't so, you sit and spin
Baby, someone is crazy and it's you."
—Jonathan Coulton, "Someone Is Crazy"
The moment is so fleeting
But our talent is so vast
The so-called stars are hopelessly outclassed
—Commentary! The Musical, "All About Me"
Fry: Bender! This has nothing to do with you!
Bender: That's impossible!
"Can't you stop talking about yourself for one second, Alex?"
—Jenna, Golden Sun: The Lost Age
Anthony Marston: I've just been thinking—John and Lucy Combes. Must have been a couple of kids I ran over near Cambridge. Beastly bad luck.
Judge Wargrave: For them, or for you?
Anthony Marston: Well, I was thinking—for me—but of course, you're right, sir, it was damned bad luck on them. Of course it was pure accident... I had my license endorsed for a year. Beastly nuisance...
"All I wanted to do was make everything better for me! All you had to do was solve a couple hundred simple tests for a few years. And you couldn't even let me have that, could you?"
Wheatley, Portal 2
The definition of the true savage does not concern itself even with how much more he hurts strangers or captives than do the other tribes of men. The definition of the true savage is that he laughs when he hurts you; and howls when you hurt him.
"A dog will do anything it can to please you. A cat will do everything it can to please itself."
Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
Noah: You can't defeat me, because I posses the person you care more about than anyone else in the world!
Kaiba: Unless you've somehow kidnapped me without my knowledge, I think that's impossible.
Dan: (While stealing a mummy's artifacts) Hold these.
Dan: Because if I get caught with them, I'll go to jail.
— Dan Vs
"The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me!"
"I do like a man who tells you right out he's looking out for himself. Don't we all? I don't trust a man who says he's not."
— Kasper Gutman, The Maltese Falcon