Quotes: It Came from the Fridge

That's my story. And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
Spike Spiegel, "Toys in the Attic", Cowboy Bebop

What is it? If it's a temporal multiplexer I've got to warn you, last time we had one in here Mo had to beat the fridge contents to death with a cricket bat — she was most annoyed —
Bob Howard, The Fuller Memorandum

Jon: Hmmm... should I clean out the fridge?
Garfield: The bacon is grazing on the lettuce and he asks if the refrigerator needs cleaning.

Do you know what happens to half-eaten German sausages when you leave them out for 3 million years?...Your sausages, Dave, now cover 7/8 of the earth's surface.
Holly, Red Dwarf

Once, you bought a pork pie. You left it overnight because you weren't very hungry. You left it for a week because you were buisy. You left it for a month because you're lazy. You left it for a year because you were scared. You're fighting The Thing from the Back of Your Fridge.

Doc: Aw, you big baby, it's not that bad. Heck, this won-ton is still good...
Roger: 'Not bad?!' The egg salad's grown mandibles!