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-->-- ''WebVideo/LifeSMP'', Last Life SMP, Day 9

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-->-- ''WebVideo/LifeSMP'', Last Life SMP, ''WebVideo/LastLifeSMP'', Day 9
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-->-- ''[[WebVideo/LifeSMP Last Life SMP]]'', Day 9

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-->-- ''[[WebVideo/LifeSMP ''WebVideo/LifeSMP'', Last Life SMP]]'', SMP, Day 9
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->'''[[LetsPlay/InTheLittleWood Martyn]:''' Yeah, cheers, buddy! Thanks for living! One last stand, knowing full well we'd have to run out of food OR patience eventually! And then what?! We just kill one another?! Is that it?!\\

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->'''[[LetsPlay/InTheLittleWood Martyn]:''' Martyn]]:''' Yeah, cheers, buddy! Thanks for living! One last stand, knowing full well we'd have to run out of food OR patience eventually! And then what?! We just kill one another?! Is that it?!\\
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->'''Martyn:''' Yeah, cheers, buddy! Thanks for living! One last stand, knowing full well we'd have to run out of food OR patience eventually! And then what?! We just kill one another?! Is that it?!\\

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->'''Martyn:''' ->'''[[LetsPlay/InTheLittleWood Martyn]:''' Yeah, cheers, buddy! Thanks for living! One last stand, knowing full well we'd have to run out of food OR patience eventually! And then what?! We just kill one another?! Is that it?!\\



-->-- ''[[WebVideo/LifeSMP Last Life SMP]]''

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-->-- ''[[WebVideo/LifeSMP Last Life SMP]]''
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-->--'''[=ConnorEatsPants=]''', ''WebVideo/SMPLive''

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-->--'''[=ConnorEatsPants=]''', -->-- '''[=ConnorEatsPants=]''', ''WebVideo/SMPLive''
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->''I didn't have a hit on you. I just thought it'd be funny if you jumped off the cliff.''
-->--'''[=ConnorEatsPants=]''', ''WebVideo/SMPLive''
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->'''Dilbert:''' What are you doing?\\
'''Dogbert:''' I'm posting false information on the web.\\
'''Dilbert:''' Why?\\
'''Dogbert:''' It's fun. Someone picks up a strand of false information, spreads it around, and before you know it, a panic is created. Then you just sit back and watch the chaos.
-->-- ''{{WesternAnimation/Dilbert}}''
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-->-- ''LetsPlay/LifeSMP'' Season 2

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-->-- ''LetsPlay/LifeSMP'' Season 2
''[[WebVideo/LifeSMP Last Life SMP]]''
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->'''Sokka:''' Why did you do all this instead of just telling Aang who you were?\\
'''King Bumi:''' First of all, it's pretty fun messing with people.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', "[[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderTheKingOfOmashu The King of Omashu]]"
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->''"Kid, I'm the Joker. I don't just randomly kill people. I kill people when it's funny. What would conceivably be funny about killing you?"''
-->-- '''[[Characters/BatmanTheJoker The Joker]]''', ''ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheCapedCrusader''
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->'''Narration:''' Paris had forgotten about this until recently, but it turns out he has the [[UsefulNotes/TheTrojanWar Apple of Discord]] thanks to his Noble Phantasm.
->'''[[PlayerCharacter Master]]:''' My money's on the sheep being behind this.
->'''Apollo:''' I snuck it in because I thought it'd be good for a laugh. And I'd do it again if I could.
->'''Amakusa Shirou:''' Hahaha, yeah, that sounds like a Greek god. If nothing else, they're very... uninhibited.
-->-- ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder''
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->'''Z:''' [[LackOfEmpathy Why do you recoil from taking lives?]] The world itself has set this rule - why... resist? It is through consumption of life that this world persists. Denying it is self-delusion. The only outcome, self-destruction. It is unequivocal fact! The imperative that is intrinsic to all living things! The source of our power, and of all living things, lies therein. Young, spirited people, trading lives, aiming for new ever-loftier heights with each new day... That explosive power is something we lack. The essence - of life! And we are here to express ourselves as an embodiment of life!\\

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->'''Z:''' ->'''[[BigBad Z]]:''' [[LackOfEmpathy Why do you recoil from taking lives?]] The world itself has set this rule - why... resist? It is through consumption of life that this world persists. Denying it is self-delusion. The only outcome, self-destruction. It is unequivocal fact! The imperative that is intrinsic to all living things! The source of our power, and of all living things, lies therein. Young, spirited people, trading lives, aiming for new ever-loftier heights with each new day... That explosive power is something we lack. The essence - of life! And we are here to express ourselves as an embodiment of life!\\
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->'''Z:''' [[LackOfEmpathy Why do you recoil from taking lives?]] The world itself has set this rule - why... resist? It is through consumption of life that this world persists. Denying it is self-delusion. The only outcome, self-destruction. It is unequivocal fact! The imperative that is intrinsic to all living things! The source of our power, and of all living things, lies therein. Young, spirited people, trading lives, aiming for new ever-loftier heights with each new day... That explosive power is something we lack. The essence - of life! And we are here to express ourselves as an embodiment of life!\\
'''Noah:''' So that's it... That's what you're getting at... And just for that... you gave those two [[SadisticChoice an impossible choice]]? Is that why you made Joran and Crys into Moebius?!\\
'''Z:''' ...Of course. As for the why... It's because it amuses me!
-->-- ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles3''
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-->-- '''Fermet''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}! 1711 - Whitesmile''

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-->-- '''Fermet''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}! ''Literature/{{Baccano}}! 1711 - Whitesmile''
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->''But there's one last thing! We put a tiny seam at the side of your iPhone 6 so that it pulled out your hair every time you put your phone up to your face.\\
[background music stops]\\
I made that design decision. I thought it was funny.''
-->--'''WebVideo/InternetHistorian''' pretending to be Creator/SteveJobs, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQEEJ57Gsow The Great iPhone Massacre]]''
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-->--''LightNovel/SoImASpiderSoWhat''

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-->--''LightNovel/SoImASpiderSoWhat''
-->--''Literature/SoImASpiderSoWhat''
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->'''Asuka:''' Ow! What was [[KickThemWhileTheyAreDown that]] for!?\\
'''Lili:''' Oh, I don't know. No reason, really. It was fun, and you deserved it for being so... ''you.''\\
'''Asuka:''' That's not a reason! Come back here and let me hit you back!
-->-- ''VideoGame/Tekken7''
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-->-- ''LetsPlay/LifeSMP''

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-->-- ''LetsPlay/LifeSMP''''LetsPlay/LifeSMP'' Season 2
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-->-- ''LetsPlay/LastLifeSMP''

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-->-- ''LetsPlay/LastLifeSMP''''LetsPlay/LifeSMP''
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->'''Martyn:''' Yeah, cheers, buddy! Thanks for living! One last stand, knowing full well we'd have to run out of food OR patience eventually! And then what?! We just kill one another?! Is that it?!\\
'''The Watcher:''' Amusing, is it not? We had a taste before. Back in the winter. It wasn't enough! There was something... missing. The adrenaline of war softens the fear of men. Their souls don't ring with the color of panic and confusion as they try to understand what's happening, moments before their demise. ''It's DELICIOUS.'' Our hunger grew those months. We waited. And then all it took was a simple 3... 2... 1... and you all obliged.
-->-- ''LetsPlay/LastLifeSMP''
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->I don't climb for girls or money,\\
I climb 'cause it's fucking funny!
-->--'''WebAnimation/SuctionCupMan''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVOa3acUSxI Suction Cup Man Theme Song]]
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'''Cornelius Evazan:''' Another good question! What purpose is served by such a contrived scenario? Well, as you know, I am the galaxy's foremost ''guerrilla scientist'' -- challenging ''ethicality'' in all its forms. I've likewise been called an artist: plumbing the ''depths'' of ''performative sadism'' and ''abomination! Either'' of those things would justify today's ''experiment''. And yet, if I boil it ''right'' down, I confess I have a more ''profound'' motive for forcing this pair together. I thought it would be funny.

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'''Cornelius Evazan:''' Another good question! What purpose is served by such a contrived scenario? Well, as you know, I am the galaxy's foremost ''guerrilla scientist'' ''[[MadScientist guerrilla scientist]]'' -- challenging ''ethicality'' in all its forms. I've likewise been called an artist: [[MadArtist artist]]: plumbing the ''depths'' of ''performative sadism'' and ''abomination! Either'' of those things would justify today's ''experiment''. And yet, if I boil it ''right'' down, I confess I have a more ''profound'' motive for [[ChainedHeat forcing this pair together.together]]. I thought it would be funny.
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->'''Ponda Baba:''' Rk-rk-nuurf-nuuuurk?
'''Cornelius Evazan:''' Another good question! What purpose is served by such a contrived scenario? Well, as you know, I am the galaxy's foremost ''guerrilla scientist'' -- challenging ''ethicality'' in all its forms. I've likewise been called an artist: plumbing the ''depths'' of ''performative sadism'' and ''abomination! Either'' of those things would justify today's ''experiment.'' And yet, if I boil it ''right'' down, I confess I have a more ''profound'' motive for forcing this pair together. I thought it would be funny.

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->'''Ponda Baba:''' Rk-rk-nuurf-nuuuurk?
Rk-rk-nuurf-nuuuurk?\\
'''Cornelius Evazan:''' Another good question! What purpose is served by such a contrived scenario? Well, as you know, I am the galaxy's foremost ''guerrilla scientist'' -- challenging ''ethicality'' in all its forms. I've likewise been called an artist: plumbing the ''depths'' of ''performative sadism'' and ''abomination! Either'' of those things would justify today's ''experiment.'' ''experiment''. And yet, if I boil it ''right'' down, I confess I have a more ''profound'' motive for forcing this pair together. I thought it would be funny.
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->'''Ponda Baba:''' Rk-rk-nuurf-nuuuurk?
'''Cornelius Evazan:''' Another good question! What purpose is served by such a contrived scenario? Well, as you know, I am the galaxy's foremost ''guerrilla scientist'' -- challenging ''ethicality'' in all its forms. I've likewise been called an artist: plumbing the ''depths'' of ''performative sadism'' and ''abomination! Either'' of those things would justify today's ''experiment.'' And yet, if I boil it ''right'' down, I confess I have a more ''profound'' motive for forcing this pair together. I thought it would be funny.
-->--''ComicBook/StarWarsDoctorAphra'' #26
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->'''Ellie Martin:''' Doctor, I don't understand [[MakeWrongWhatOnceWentRight what you think you're up to]].
->'''The Valeyard:''' It's very simple, Ellie; I'm amusing myself, weaving new and far more stimulating patterns in the fabric of space and time...
-->--''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'', "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWhoUnboundE4HeJestsAtScars He Jests At Scars]]"
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->'''Susie:''' Why the CAPTURING!?\\
'''Queen:''' So That She May Become My Willing Peon In My Quest For World Domination\\
'''Queen:''' Also Maybe I Will Make Her Face Into A Robot One?\\
'''Susie:''' What!? Why!?\\
'''Queen:''' Seems Cool
-->--''{{VideoGame/Deltarune}}'', Chapter 2
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->[[{{Precursors}} Paleotechs]] were said to have [[GenesisEffect created the Type II stars and their planets]]. One of their specialties had been the triggering of novas as a crucible for heavy metal creation. Why? Why not? [[BlueAndOrangeMorality Paleotechs weren't easily understood.]] (Once, Kin Arad answered to her satisfaction at least the question of why the Paleotechs had created stars. "Because they could.")

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->[[{{Precursors}} Paleotechs]] ->Paleotechs were said to have [[GenesisEffect created the Type II stars and their planets]].planets. One of their specialties had been the triggering of novas as a crucible for heavy metal creation. Why? Why not? [[BlueAndOrangeMorality Paleotechs weren't easily understood.]] (Once, Kin Arad answered to her satisfaction at least the question of why the Paleotechs had created stars. "Because they could.")

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-->-- '''The Outsider''', Dishonored

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-->-- '''The Outsider''', Dishonored
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->I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun.
-->-- '''Saitama''', ''Webcomic/OnePunchMan''
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-->--'''BertrandRussell''', ''The Conquest of Happiness''

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-->--'''BertrandRussell''', -->--'''Creator/BertrandRussell''', ''The Conquest of Happiness''



->'''Torvus:''' That is the correct SpaceBattles answer. It's also the reason to destroy planets, warships, superweapons, Nazis, demons, people we don't like, zombies, Communists, candy factories, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Communist candy factories]], defenseless old people, and of course small fuzzy animals.
[=*=]plays SB national anthem*

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->'''Torvus:''' That is the correct SpaceBattles [[Website/SpaceBattlesDotCom SpaceBattles]] answer. It's also the reason to destroy planets, warships, superweapons, Nazis, demons, people we don't like, zombies, Communists, candy factories, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Communist candy factories]], defenseless old people, and of course small fuzzy animals.
[=*=]plays ->''[plays SB national anthem*
anthem]''



-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E10JourneyToTheCentreOfTheTardis}} "Journey to the Center of the TARDIS"]]

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-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS33E10JourneyToTheCentreOfTheTardis}} [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E10JourneyToTheCentreOfTheTardis "Journey to the Center of the TARDIS"]]
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->'''Torvus:''' That is the correct SpaceBattles answer. It's also the reason to destroy planets, warships, superweapons, Nazis, demons, people we don't like, zombies, Communists, candy factories, Communist candy factories, defenseless old people, and of course small fuzzy animals.

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->'''Torvus:''' That is the correct SpaceBattles answer. It's also the reason to destroy planets, warships, superweapons, Nazis, demons, people we don't like, zombies, Communists, candy factories, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Communist candy factories, factories]], defenseless old people, and of course small fuzzy animals.
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->'''ComicBook/TheJoker:''' "Why?" You need a reason? It's probably [[ForTheEvulz the same reason] [[KickTheDog I beat that puppy to death]] [[GrievousHarmWithABody with a kitten]] last week. When the howling and meowing stops, and all you're left with is a mess of fur and blood and brains... well, [[EvilFeelsGood you just can't beat that warm glowing feeling inside]].

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->'''ComicBook/TheJoker:''' "Why?" You need a reason? It's probably [[ForTheEvulz the same reason] reason]] [[KickTheDog I beat that puppy to death]] [[GrievousHarmWithABody with a kitten]] last week. When the howling and meowing stops, and all you're left with is a mess of fur and blood and brains... well, [[EvilFeelsGood you just can't beat that warm glowing feeling inside]].

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