Quotes: Ironic Nickname

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, wuz 'e?
He was a baldy waldy!

That's me. They call me Happy Streeter. Thing is, I'm the meanest, most miserable fuck in the whole fuckin' office. I guess it's one o' them ironic nicknames you hear.

Lost dog. One eye. Three legs. No tail. Neutered. Answers to the name "Lucky".
A joke

"They call me "Panic" 'cause I never do."
Panic, Ticks