Quotes / In the Blood


"Starfucker just like my Daddy, yes
Sellin' his baby just like my daddy, yes
Gonna strike a deal made him feel
Like a congressman
Runnin' in the family, oh it runs in the family"
Tori Amos, "Professional Widow"

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.
Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

You spilled an ocean of blood. You showed no mercy, no pity. We too are children of this age... weaned on strife and chaos. We are your sons, yet you count on our fidelity. In my eyes, that makes you a fool. A senile old fool!
— Saburo Naotora Ichimonji, Ran

This ___ has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!
Alex Louise Armstrong on almost everything he does

This man- this Touta Konoe! Descends from a long line of philanderers who have left countless women in tears!! He is the next in line of a formidable family of ladykillers!!
Mizore Yukihiro, UQ Holder!

Real Life

H.H.'s memoir is chatty. He tells us how in 1926 his father traced an absconding partner to Havana and with an Army Colt .45 got back his money. "Father's intervention was direct, illegal, and effective." Years later his son's Cuban work proved to be indirect and ineffective; but at least it was every bit as illegal as dad's.
Gore Vidal, "The Art and Arts of E. Howard Hunt"

Yes, they gave their dog a stripper name. Would you expect anything less from these two dildos? Anyways, I guess Justin is still too little to take care of a puppy, so "Karma" went to live with Bieber Sr. in Canada. Because Justin is living proof that Jeremy is really good at raising things...Throwing a dog off a balcony? Even Michael Vick is like '''Errr..."
Michael K., "Justin Bieber Gave One Of His Dogs To His Father, Who Then Threw It Off A Balcony"

Did Paul Bearer ever rape Lita? Did Paul Bearer ever hook up a car battery to Shane Mcmahon's testicles? Did Paul Bearer ever bury The Undertaker alive? No, it wasn’t Paul Bearer who did all those things, but Kane.

Paul only did one of those three things. (twice)