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Quotes: In the Blood

Fiction

"Starfucker just like my Daddy, yes
Sellin' his baby just like my daddy, yes
Gonna strike a deal made him feel
Like a congressman
Runnin' in the family, oh it runs in the family"
Tori Amos, "Professional Widow"

"You spilled an ocean of blood. You showed no mercy, no pity. We too are children of this age... weaned on strife and chaos. We are your sons, yet you count on our fidelity. In my eyes, that makes you a fool. A senile old fool!"
— Saburo Naotora Ichimonji, Ran

Real Life

"H.H.'s memoir is chatty. He tells us how in 1926 his father traced an absconding partner to Havana and with an Army Colt .45 got back his money. 'Father's intervention was direct, illegal, and effective.' Years later his son's Cuban work proved to be indirect and ineffective; but at least it was every bit as illegal as dad's."
Gore Vidal, "The Art and Arts of E. Howard Hunt"

"So far, he is shaping up to be even worse than his father and his grandfather....this has culminated in the public execution of Jang Song Taek, his Number Two and uncle in late 2013, along with most of Jang's family. The official reasons given for his assassination were not applauding loudly enough when Kim entered the room and unforgivably, for moving a statue of Kim into a shaded area of the courtyard. No, really ó those were the reasons."
Rational Wiki on North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un

"Yes, they gave their dog a stripper name. Would you expect anything less from these two dildos? Anyways, I guess Justin is still too little to take care of a puppy, so Karma went to live with Bieber Sr. in Canada. Because Justin is living proof that Jeremy is really good at raising things. Once Karma moved up north, Jeremy hired a trainer to make sure the dog didnít go all Cujo, but Karma was still a bit of a mess and he ended up biting one of Jeremyís other kids, Jaxon. Karmaís trainer Trevor Dvernichuk says thatís when Jeremy allegedly grabbed Karma and threw him off a second story balcony...Meanwhile in California, Karmaís other deadbeat daddy Justin Bieber is also dealing with the police, but itís because somebody called the cops on him for being an obnoxious little shit on his skateboard. Throwing a dog off a balcony? Even Michael Vick is like 'Errr...'. Although part of me thinks that Jeremy didnít actually throw Karma off the balcony, but that Karma jumped to get away from those awful garbage people."
Michael K., "Justin Bieber Gave One Of His Dogs To His Father, Who Then Threw It Off A Balcony"

"Just in case you felt sympathy for Kane, Edge reminded fans why kidnapping his father was justified, pointing out that Kane had done evil things in the past. This was transparently absurd... Did Paul Bearer ever rape Lita? Did Paul Bearer ever hook up a car battery to Shane Mcmahon's testicles? Did Paul Bearer ever bury The Undertaker alive? No, it wasnít Paul Bearer who did all those things, but Kane.

Paul only did
one of those three things. (twice)"