Did we REALLY need another one of these fucking topics?
"Drama" only happens to people retarded enough to let it happen to them. Simple as that.
—MC2, a M.U.G.E.N user
I, too, am a member [of GameFAQs]. However, because of how bad the general mainstream boards are, I hang around boards of games I like, such as R-Type Final.
I know that there are good people out there in GameFAQs, but almost anything new you say, or if you contradict popular opinion over there, will attract the flamers first.
—JudgeSpear, a Mushroom Kingdom Fusion developer
The only thing dumber than an argument on the Internet is the same argument in real life.
No matter what happens, someone will find a way to take it too seriously.
—Dave Barry Turns 50
"Hey! Wanna see a Game Grumps with a giant half-dislike bar?"
Male Chicago Dancer: So, Checky, that's final, huh? You prefer Andrew Lippa's Wild Party to Michael John LaChiusa? Send!
Female Chicago Dancer: Yeah. I'm afraid so, Bruce Memblatt. I hate Michael John LaChiusa. Send!
Male Chicago Dancer: Oh, Checky? Send!
Female Chicago Dancer: Yeah? Send!
Male Chicago Dancer: Nobody trashes Michael John LaChiusa's Wild Party on my Facebook. Send! Control! Alt! Delete!
(The Female Chicago Dancer gets it and dies.)
— Forbidden Broadway, "All That Chat"
"Debates held in the Internet 'Comments' section have to make me hate all of humanity less. Here's a recap of every debate ever held in an Internet "Comment" section. Ready? 'Obama's a socialist.' 'Oh, yeah? Bush is a war criminal, fag.' 'Who are you calling a ‘fag,' faggot?' The end. And then, of course, someone chimes in with, 'Ron Paul 2012!' and they call that guy a fag. And then I can't help myself, so I type, 'Gentlemen, gentlemen, please! This is a porn site!'"
— Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher