I made the front page of The Daily Badgerian
What's it say? Sally:
) "Physics professor calls Einstein
idiot; proclaims self much smarter."
: We think we can help you with your stage fright. Sheldon
: Oh, I doubt that. I haven't figured out a way, and I'm much smarter than all of you. Penny
: Yes, but you're not smarter than all of us put together. Sheldon
: Oh, I'm sorry, that is what I meant.
Do you think I deserve your full attention? Zuckerberg: (staring out window)
I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no. Gage:
Okay. "No." You don't
think I deserve your attention. Zuckerberg:
I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall
, they have the right to give it a try. But there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part
of my attention; you have the minimum
amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room—including and especially
your clients—are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
Try not to let the brilliance overwhelm you.
. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.
I'd say you're a genius, but I'm in the room.
You don't mean he was gloating?
A Vulcan? Sisko:
what I mean! Ohh, he may have hidden it beneath that "Vulcan calm
"! But inside
, he loved every minute of it.
Have the Q always had an absence of manners, or is it the result of some natural evolutionary process that comes with omnipotence?
I'm a friggin' genius and none of you ever listen to me!
You're not 'wrong,' Walter, you're just an asshole
The reasoning man who scorns the prejudices of simpletons necessarily becomes the enemy of simpletons; he must expect as much, and laugh at the inevitable.
The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.
A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race—and a moron is a moron, regardless of the number of geniuses who share his racial origin.
The education of John Quincy Adams
was to be the most superb of any of the American presidents, and consequently absolutely crippling; he knew too many languages, books, nations, political and philosophical systems to be able to preside with any grace or tolerance over the dingy republic of his day.
, "The Four Generations of the Adams Family"
Life is rough for smart kids in school. There's nothing super-heroic about getting your underwear yanked up your ass by meatheads because you can read without moving your lips. Having said that, in any high school, there's always that one smug, self-satisfied smart kid who likes rubbing their big brain in the other kids' faces. Remember how much everyone hated that kid? Okay, now add 'super-intelligence' to your list of powers, where suddenly you can argue foreign policy with Nobel Laureates while doing long division in your head and scribbling a cure for leukemia on a notepad. You're gonna turn into an insufferable jerk faster than you can say, 'Well, I suppose that's a simplified way
of looking at it.' Lex Luthor
may be a genius, but nobody's inviting his smug ass to their house parties.
What a curiosity The Lone Gunmen
have turned out to be. I find them a peculiar success despite the fact that I sometimes find them extremely annoying...The only one that I cannot get on with on a regular basis is Langly who strikes me as the worst excesses of geek hood in human form. Every time he opens his mouth I want to stuff something fist-sized inside
, his mock anger is wearying and I hate the way he always thinks he is right in that pigeon-holed way that geeks do when their dander is up. He’s the sort of person that would hack into government files for something as facile as gaining access to disabled parking areas.
In any standard crime show, only one character can be a sci-fi geek, and it's usually the scientist or lab technician in the group
. So what do you do when your entire cast is made up of lab technicians? How do you choose?!?
Apparently, you make your geek the lab tech who's more pompous and annoying than all of the other lab techs put together. Sure, let's make the smug, superior guy the Star Trek
—sorry, "Astro Quest
" fan. Clearly, THIS is the guy who would go to conventions in costume, fantasize about his co-workers in Astro Quest
-themed scenarios, refer to himself as a "padawan" and name his cat "Kobayashi Maru." Not the hunky lab tech with the smoldering eyes—the dillweed. Stop giving Astro Quest
fans a bad name, Hodges!