Quotes / Instant Expert

"Hey, you guys, did you know I could totally play the organ? Because I didn't!"

"Second place isn't so bad, for my first time driving a car!"
Stevonnie, Steven Universe

Sarah: How does the Shogun even know how to operate your suit?
Ray: I designed it so that an idiot could use it.
Mick: An idiot does.

Jonas Venture Jr.: [The contracts] were addressed to Dr. Venture, and since you've been gone I've received two doctorates. So, I'm a Dr. Venture, too.
Rusty Venture: ...I was only gone a month.