->"First mistake: Never tell [[ThirdPersonPerson Galasso]] what to do. Second mistake: Never presume a man does not have ''ninjas'' at his disposal."
-->-- '''Galasso''', ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'', to an armed gunman

->'''Roy''': There were no ninjas in Rumplestiltskin!\\
'''Orson and Wade''': There are now!
-->-- ''[[GarfieldAndFriends U.S. Acres]]'', "The Name Game"

-> '''Ethan''': We haven't seen Rick in weeks.\\
'''Ninja Rick''': That is because all ninja master the dark art of invisibility.\\
'''Robin''': Being alone in your apartment and catching up on Naruto doesn't cut it, Rick.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}''

->"What a terrible world we live in where ninjutsu can't solve all our problems..."
-->-- ''Videogame/{{DeathSpank}}''

->"As of the 2009 movie, Sulu's totally a ninja. You just can't get cooler than ninja."
-->-- ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6284990/1/25_Reasons_Star_Trek_is_Cooler_than_Twilight 25 Reasons Star Trek is Cooler than Twilight]]''

-> Hide in '''shadows''' and '''darkness'''. Use '''ninja''' skills on your mission. You're a '''''ninja'''''! '''''A NINJA!''''' '''Cool'''...
-->-- Ninja Kirby's FlavorText, ''[[VideoGame/KirbySuperStar Kirby Super Star Ultra]]''

->"Whoa. ''Kamikaze?'' I'm more like a ninja!"
-->-- '''Dean Winchester''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->"I'm Live Wire; this is one sassy ninja you don't wanna tangle with!"
-->-- '''Laney Penn''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Grojband}}'', "Super Zeroes"

->'''Weasly Crusher:''' Remember the last StarTrek game? [[{{Munchkin}} El Disgusto]] wanted to play a ninja.\\
'''El Disgusto:''' How could Star Fleet not have ninjas? Its the only thing that keeps the Klingons from attacking in force.
-->-- ''BinderOfShame''

->Like all the other topics in this book, martial arts was a huge obsession of mine when I was growing up. Inspired by ''The Karate Kid'' and the ''Ninja Turtles'' (rebranded as ''[[{{Bowdlerization}} Hero Turtles]]'' to protect our delicate British constitutions), there was a period when all my pocket money went on karate magazines, and I could often be found practising clumsy kicks in the garden that I'd learned from library borrowed teach-yourself-tough manuals whose pages smelled of sour milk and low self-esteem. I don't know why I never thought to take actual classes. I think the DIY nature of big-screen training montages, where average Joes unknowingly molded themselves into black belt wizards by balancing on turtles or waxing cars led me to believe I could do it on my own. I have a vivid memory of a sunny afternoon spent 'painting' a fence with a brush dipped in plain water, using that same repetitive up-down motion that had unleashed the hidden power within Daniel-san, and figuring wrongly, as it turned out that I was making myself unpunchable...When I'm an adult, I thought, I'll have all of these weapons in my Kung Fu arsenal, and I'll be the coolest man alive! Boys will fear me, and girls will think me a proper hunk, defeating the bullies and the scrappy footballer kids with fashionable haircuts with my flying leap-kick.
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''Smoke & Mirrors and Steven Seagal''
----