Quotes: Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja

"First mistake: Never tell Galasso what to do. Second mistake: Never presume a man does not have ninjas at his disposal."
Galasso, Shortpacked!, to an armed gunman

Roy: There were no ninjas in Rumplestiltskin!
Orson and Wade: There are now!
U.S. Acres, "The Name Game"

Ethan: We haven't seen Rick in weeks.
Ninja Rick: That is because all ninja master the dark art of invisibility.
Robin: Being alone in your apartment and catching up on Naruto doesn't cut it, Rick.

"What a terrible world we live in where ninjutsu can't solve all our problems..."

"As of the 2009 movie, Sulu's totally a ninja. You just can't get cooler than ninja."

Hide in shadows and darkness. Use ninja skills on your mission. You're a ninja! A NINJA! Cool...

"Whoa. Kamikaze? I'm more like a ninja!"
Dean Winchester, Supernatural

"I'm Live Wire; this is one sassy ninja you don't wanna tangle with!"
Laney Penn, Grojband, "Super Zeroes"