Quotes: Ink City
: Look, if you want my advice and before you get any ideas, I'd just forget dating altogether. It gets you into nothing but trouble and everyone will make fun of your sweater.
: (to Godot)
Why do you have a toaster on your face?
: Whatchu do, H-Lizzle? You dealin'?
: Dealing? Well... sort of. I deal misery~
: .... So you deal coke? Aight, dat's cool, dat's cool.
: You look about as good as I feel.
: ... I look like a disgruntled gumball machine? Good to know.
: Man, what was Mordecai thinking dating her? Killing the ex after a bad breakup happens a lot on my planet, but I didn't think some bird guy would do it...
: (If he was drinking something, he'd do a spit-take right here)
: (you just get a stare for that, you idiot)
Woah, dumber than advertised.
: That's great, robot sir, but please, shut up. You'll ruin my concentration.
: Just remember... you have the potential. You just have to fight those pointless feelings of regret and live up to it. You could be just another prankster... Or THE Prankster
. Your choice.
Yakko: In that case, I'll take the third option.
: — I'll just be myself.
: (after having a harpoon thrown in his face)
AIN'T YO MOMMA EVER TEACH YA NOT TO INTERRUPT SOMEONE WHILE THEY'RE EATIN', BOY?!?
: My mama never taught me SHIT!!
:What would be the worst scenario you can imagine?
Phoenix: (on the subject of sins) Well I went cow-tipping when I was a kid, does that count for anything?
: Only if you're a Buddhist.
Yakko: (to Phoenix) You sure you're a lawyer?
Phoenix: Sure I'm sure. I have the badge and everything.
Yakko: Wonder if Satan's tried out those new ice skates by now.
: What was that...?
Yakko: Whaddaya want all the lightbulbs for, anyway?
: So I can set them free to roam in the wild, what else?
: (proceeds to hysterically laugh at him)
: (regarding a mac n' cheese Jell-o shot)
Great ice-breaker, though. "Ay, want a mac and cheese Jell-o shot?" "What the hell are those?" Then you end up in bed with Katy Perry