: (on the subject of sins)
Well I went Cow Tipping
when I was a kid, does that count for anything?
: Only if you're a Buddhist.
Yakko: (to Phoenix) You sure you're a lawyer?
Phoenix: Sure I'm sure. I have the badge and everything.
Yakko: Wonder if Satan's tried out those new ice skates by now.
: What was that...?
Yakko: Whaddaya want all the lightbulbs for, anyway?
: So I can set them free to roam in the wild, what else?
: (proceeds to hysterically laugh at him)
: (regarding a mac n' cheese Jell-o shot)
Great ice-breaker, though. "Ay, want a mac and cheese Jell-o shot?" "What the hell are those?" Then you end up in bed with Katy Perry