"Hopey is in the mindset of Yui [from K-On!], which means his sanity is even more questionable." Raineh DazeOn his somehow managing to adopt the persona of a fictional anime character.
"Hopey, you have an addition addiction." El Rigo on Hopey's adoption programme.
"Hopey has more brothers than a monastery." Parable on Hopey's adoption programme.
"Every encounter with Hopey ends in cannibalism..." Steven The Man (self-explanatory).
"OH MY GOD IT'S BLINDINGLY FAST... AND IT BREATHES FIRE IN AN ENDEARING WAY!" - On genetically altered foxes. Firefox and real fox.
"I would kill for chicken. I did, and I got human flesh. Tasty." - On recreational murder.
"If I'm rubbish at everything, that means I'm rubbish at being rubbish. Yet if I am rubbish at being rubbish, that means that I am good at something. However, if I am good at something, then I am not rubbish at everything..." - On creating his own Ice-Cream Koan
"Shi, for some apparent reason, I think of you as a romantic psychopath."
"I burnt my mouth on a pizza, because I liked it before it became cool." (Added by Noaqiyeum)
A crack Psychologist. And a crack Forensic Scientist. "Dezzie, it appears... he's bleeding! This may be because of some trauma in his childhood!" "Hopey... he just stabbed himself in the face."
"Bitch, I'm always endearing."
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Catfish: Could someone please reboot Lock?
Inhopelessguy: I dunno. I like him better this way.
"Bottled milk is too mainstream. I'm so retro, I'm still on breast milk." - On ten-year-old hipsters
"DOOD, I'LL PAY YOU IN SEXUALLY-ABUSED HOOKERS IF YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS...DON'T TELL THE COURT I SAID THAT." - On lawyers bailing out senators.
"HOPEY AND CO ARE HERE. WE WILL FIGHT LONLINESS WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP. WE WILL PUNCH IT IN THE TESTICLES AND KICK IT WHILE ITS DOWN."