Quotes / Informal Eulogy

"Add one mo' body to the body toll, may god rest this po' bastard's soul!"
Ninja Ninja, Afro Samurai

"He died as he lived: Completely hated."
Thief on Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater, "Episode 1026"

"Seldom has any man held so many offices and accomplished so little."
— Epitaph on the Tombstone of the Earl of Sandwitch

"Bite the dust, Space Cadet!"

"You're dead that's good amen."
The Soldier, Team Fortress 2

"Here lies Scout: He ran fast, and died a virgin."
The Spy, Team Fortress 2

"He died the way he lived: in the arms of another man."
Tristan, eulogizing Pegasus, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series