"Add one mo' body to the body toll, may god rest this po' bastard's soul!"
— Ninja Ninja, Afro Samurai
"He died as he lived: Completely hated."
— Thief on Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater, "Episode 1026"
"Seldom has any man held so many offices and accomplished so little."
— Epitaph on the Tombstone of the Earl of Sandwitch
"You're dead that's good amen."
— The Soldier, Team Fortress 2
"Here lies Scout: He ran fast, and died a virgin."
— The Spy, Team Fortress 2
"He died the way he lived: in the arms of another man."
— Tristan, eulogizing Pegasus, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series