Strap yourselves in for some full on talking about stuff.
— Tom Siddell, Gunnerkrigg Court
Are we supposed to be following this?
Could you slow down? I wasn't this lost when I read Heretics of Dune!
— Yorick, Y: The Last Man
You would have thought the one concrete advantage to Dumbledore being definitely dead would be avoiding the long Dumbledore Explains The Plot chapter at the end of the book. But, no. Death just isn't the handicap it used to be in the olden days and it happens anyway. Stab me. Stab me now.
My name is Julie! My mother's name was Susan! She was killed in a car accident with my father and they're both dead!!
—The Next Karate Kid
Wow, I'm boring! Do I always explain everything like that?
— Dib, Invader Zim
Seagoon: "Good. Now, about the Yehti. Tell me, are they tall and shaggy, or are they more squat with smooth skin?"
Blooknok: "Yes, they are!"
Seagoon: "Oh, and they walk upright like humans, and have the powers of telepathy, and in actual fact they are the missing link, the step from animals to man in one direction, while in another, far higher in intelligence and having the ability to possess one's mind?"
Bloodnok: (pause) "Is there any more information I can give you?"
— The Goon Show, "Yehti"
Drift through the terrifying silence of outer space, where the only sound you hear is Sandra Bullock explaining the plot.
"I criticize many people when they just say a movie is boring because that is not descriptive...There are many long movies that are engrossing all the way through because it is so well written and you need all that time to tell the complex story. So why do I find this movie so boring? Well, it's because this isn't a movie. Okay, technically speaking it is but it's not at the same time. I swear I'm not trying to do some Zen riddle. What I mean is this is more a dry college lecture with some action scenes spliced in. I don't care how many squibs you set off, I'm still gonna fall asleep to Ben Stein talking about voodoo economics."
"Once the credits end, we get the first of [Lori] Pettyís voiceover narration for the movie, in which she explains that itís 2033, a comet hit the earth and thereís no water left. Itís rather charming for a minute (her 'itís not all bad' about twenty people having to take baths together at a time is chuckle-worthy), but then you kind of realize weíre going to be told everything thatís important this way."
"All of this, which I have not embellished in any way, is established in one chapter in which the Dalek Prime just exposits recklessly. The best entertainment to be had in this book is in fact imagining most of this dialogue delivered by actual Daleks. My favorite line is 'Sit down. You will be more comfortable.'"
— Phil Sandier on War of the Daleks
"Exposition, exposition, rush it out A.S.AP.!"
— The Nostalgia Critic (sung to the tune of Ode to Joy), The Nostalgia Critic
Hold on there, Sora - let's hit these plot points in order!
— Xigbar, Kingdom Hearts 3D [Dream Drop Distance]