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Quotes: Infernal Retaliation

"Fire will eventually destroy a zombie, but a fiery zombie destroys a lot of other things first."
Guise of Fire flavour text, Magic: The Gathering

"I think it's hard to not be mad and on fire."
Kaiser Neko, Team Four Star

"Plan 24: Haemopyrokinetic Adam X deployed to attempt to incapacitate Juggernaut by igniting blood. Result: Blood ignition a success, but worse than ineffective. For fifteen minutes, unstoppable Juggernaut is rendered an unstoppable Juggernaut that ignites everything he touches."

"In a desperate attempt to remove it from the ship I set fire to the staircase, unfortunately it doesn't give way and now the 9ft tall monster with a giant crab claw guillotine gains the advantage of BEING ON FIRE."
Troper darknessbeyondtwilight, "Your Funniest Tabletop Story" forum thread