Well, she'll ransack Pakistan and pull a scam in Scandinavia
Then she'll stick 'em up down under and go pick-pocket Perth
She put the "Miss" in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima
Tell me: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
: Where did you get that? Thief
: Hm? This? I stole it. From the future.
: I've never robbed a god
before. It'll be a challenge.
: You could send me to prison. Policeman
: Nice try, but we both know you're not allowed back until you tell the warden where his cell doors went.
Whoa, dude... Why are you naked? Finn: (just now noticing he has no clothes on)
Help me please
Someone went and stole my knees
I'd chase him down but I suspect
My feet and legs just won't connect
"I knew a guy once who could take every coin out of your pockets just by smiling at you."
Nimble the Thief: I want to steal his pants.
Gamemaster: You're not serious?
Nimble the Thief: I am serious.
Gamemaster: Why do you want his pants?
Nimble the Thief: I don't want them. I just want to see if I can steal them.
Gamemaster: Fine, go ahead. But you suffer a negative eight penalty for difficulty.
Gamemaster: I don't believe it.
: Are you quite finished?