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Quotes: Impossible Thief
Well, she'll ransack Pakistan and pull a scam in Scandinavia
Then she'll stick 'em up down under and go pick-pocket Perth
She put the "Miss" in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima
Tell me: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Red Mage: Where did you get that?
Thief: Hm? This? I stole it. From the future.

Garrett: I've never robbed a god before. It'll be a challenge.

Sam: You could send me to prison.
Policeman: Nice try, but we both know you're not allowed back until you tell the warden where his cell doors went.

Jake: Whoa, dude... Why are you naked?
Finn: (just now noticing he has no clothes on) WHA!? PEEEEEENNYYYYYYY!!!
Adventure Time, "City of Thieves"

Policeman, policeman
Help me please
Someone went and stole my knees
I'd chase him down but I suspect
My feet and legs just won't connect

"I knew a guy once who could take every coin out of your pockets just by smiling at you."

Nimble the Thief: I want to steal his pants.
Gamemaster: You're not serious?
Nimble the Thief: I am serious.
Gamemaster: Why do you want his pants?
Nimble the Thief: I don't want them. I just want to see if I can steal them.
Gamemaster: Fine, go ahead. But you suffer a negative eight penalty for difficulty.
[Dice rolls...success!]
Gamemaster: I don't believe it.
[pause]
Gamemaster: Are you quite finished?

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