Red Mage: Where did you get that?
Thief: Hm? This? I stole it. From the future.
Garrett: I've never robbed a god before. It'll be a challenge.
Sam: You could send me to prison.
Policeman:Nice try, but we both know you're not allowed back until you tell the warden where his cell doors went.
Jake: Whoa, dude... Why are you naked?
Finn: (just now noticing he has no clothes on) WHA!? PEEEEEENNYYYYYYY!!!
—Adventure Time, "City of Thieves"
Help me please
Someone went and stole my knees
I'd chase him down but I suspect
My feet and legs just won't connect
"I knew a guy once who could take every coin out of your pockets just by smiling at you."