Quotes / Impaled with Extreme Prejudice

"Its easy to get impaled on things when you're not looking where you're going."

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, up and under the ribcage."
Anonymous

"Ahh, I think impalement is my favorite way to kill a person."

"Oh, look at that. I've been impaled. Heh-heh..."
Olaf, Frozen

Reaching out with its remaining arm, Unit 02 tried to drag itself forward still, but the Lance impaling its guts had embedded in the ground. Unit 02 was pinned like a butterfly, and no amount of struggling was going to get it any further.

Tucker Foyle slides slowly forward onto his spar. He has a bullet wound in his back, at the shoulder. This itself would not be such a terrible thing, but the impact has driven him onto the wooden spike resting onto his chin. Tucker has been impaled. He is not dead. He will not die for several minutes, but die he will and there is absolutely nothing we can do about it.

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