Matsuda: You guys know I'm right here.
Steve: Alive over here.
Stan: He could be brave and hold my back. I'll name him something strong, Steve.
Steve: Already named Steve over here.
Cordelia: Well, demonness, anyway. Sure beats horns and a tail.
Lorne: Hey! I'm Standing Right Here.
Arbiter: Neither of us really had a choice in the matter. Circumstance threw us together. Kept us together. Forced us to dig for friends in one another. Even if they weren't to be found. The only thing worse than being around him is being alone.
Colin: I can respect that. Though I pity the shit out of you for the fact that your selection of company begins and ends with somebody whose smarts can be put to shame by a fucking glass of water.
Arbiter: Don't remind me.
Master Chief: im rite h33r, u fucking assholes
Tonks: You slept with Bellatrix.
Remus: Fine. Second most humiliating.
Bellatrix: I'm right here.
Buffy: I don't want to.
Xander: Then don't! This isn't new ground for us. When our friends go all crazy and start killing people, we help them.
Willow: Sitting right here...!
Xander: I'm sorry. But it's true.
Castle: You know I can hear you.
Max's mother: What's he saying?
Vincent: He says he's right here, in the room.
Max's mother: Why yes, you are!
Light: Well that's his specialty.
Matsuda: I can hear you, ya'know.
Alice: He only listens when he's talking.
(the boss smiles peacefully)
Morrigan: I hope you're not referring to Alistair.
Oghren: Him? Does he even like girls?
Morrigan: (amused) I believe the matter is still up for debate.
Alistair: I'm right here, you know.
Tallis: That's the idea, or did you... have something else in mind?
Anders: I am standing right here, arn't I?
Hawke: I just think we should get to know one another.
Sophie: Um, I'm right here.
Rachel's boss: I know.
Ross: Well, I said it out loud!
Ichigo: I'm less than five feet away from you.
Byakuya (to Ichigo): Very good. I see that you are able to judge distance.
Ginny: No, I don't. He's like potato chips: a fat lump of nothing and you'd be happier if they'd never existed, but pathologically addictive.
Draco: I'm right here, you know.
Ginny: Yes, I do know.
Cameron: I'm in the room.
Gabby: Hush! She's right over there!
Kenneth: Ah, she can't hear us with her head in that bucket. Don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful bucket; the whole suit is lovely, quite snug in all the right places.
Tali: You know I can hear you.
Toki: I can hear that, the talk-back mike is on.
Skwisgaar: Pickle, please let me know when the talk-back mike is on so Mr. Sensitives doesn't go to cry-baby's house for vacation.
Toki: I can stills hear you.
Skwisgaar: So what do you want, a be-able-to-hear-things award?
Toki: Eh, not really. Doesn't sound like a greats award, to be honest.
Harry: I'm not so sure about that, Mrs. Malfoy.
Narcissa: Please Harry, call me Narcissa.
Voldemort: I'm still here, you know.
Rarity: Yeah, we hate her more than we hate that stupid cow, Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight: But, I'm Twilight Sparkle!
Rarity: I know.
Rarity: You know I can hear you, right?
Rainbow: Nevermind, guys, I think she already heard me say that the dresses look like ass.
Psychologist: I'm right here!
Jackass: I realize that, but you are completely useless at the moment.
He cracked a smile, but he still stared at them. "I just don't think it will work."
"Why?" Layla demanded, her normally ironclad patience wearing thin. "It's not because Will and I are dating, is it? I'll dump him right now."
"Hey!" Will's outburst was ignored by both of them.
Critic (as Johnny): Oh god, are you serious?!
Lisa: Don't worry about Johnny, he's just being a big baby.
Critic (as Johnny): I'm standing right here, man!
Lisa: You know I love you very much.
Critic (as Johnny): You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
Morgan: No. I'm in front of you. (camera shifts inches to the right)
Bender: (high pitched squeal)
Policeman: I'm standing right here.
Shodan: Oh, good. That means you heard me.
Tagon: We joke about how that shade of green makes you look fat.