Frank: Something just happened, Liz!
Liz: Come on, you read Boobs Magazine!
Frank: I want Jamie.
— 30 Rock
Light: I am sorry though. Really. I think I was confused.
L: You were confused?
L: But you're not anymore.
Light: No. Well, a little. Mostly embarrassed and... maybe I should see a psychiatrist?
L: Look, we'll forget about it. These things happen, I'm sure. I've read accounts of soldiers in the Belgian Congo being taken unaware by... waking up in the night and hormones and bad things.
Light: You have? Soldiers in the Belgian Congo?
Light: They must be.
Salarian reproduction different. Very little sex drive. If intended to try human, would try you.
— Mordin to Shepard, Mass Effect 2
Betty Elms: [after kissing Rita] Have you ever done this before?
Rita: I don't know. Have you?
Betty Elms: I want to... with you.
[After one Mistaken for Gay-joke too many]:
John: We are not a couple!
Irene: Yes, you are.
John: Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes, but, for the record, if anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.
Irene: Well I am. Look at us both.
I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight...with an exception.
"He is very handsome. [...] It's weird. It is just different. It's not men. It's just him."
"You want to know if I like boys. I don't know. I like THAT boy. Though I am still interested in women."
— Lucas, Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic