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->'''Jamie Oliver:''' [Egg Fried Rice is] often associated with being unhealthy-- this has been made to be healthy.\\

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->''"Dey taste like death, but do da opposite!"''
-->-- '''Flavor text for Healy Mushrooms''', ''VideoGame/TotalWarWarhammer''

->'''Jamie Oliver:''' [Egg Fried Rice is] often associated with being unhealthy-- unhealthy -- this has been made to be healthy.\\
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'''Lacey:''' That "goop" is butter.

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'''Lacey:''' That "goop" is butter.\\
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->'''Brent:''' ''[regarding Chicken Kiev]'' It's interesting.\\
'''Lacey:''' What does ''that'' mean?\\
'''Brent:''' Means it's of interest. I mean, there's chicken. Uhh... I like the fried element to it, big fan of fried. But then some kinda goop oozed out of it. Not a big fan of goop.\\
'''Lacey:''' That "goop" is butter.
'''Brent:''' Ooh, big fan of butter.\\
'''Emma:''' Chicken stuffed with butter, that's just gross. ''And'' unhealthy.\\
'''Brent:''' Ooh, big fan of unhealthy! The verdict's in: I likes it!
-->-- ''Series/CornerGas''
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->''"This shape! This sheen! It looks like it'll taste horrible, which means it's gotta be good for you!"''
-->-- '''Arven''' after obtaining the Sour Herba Mystica, ''VideoGame/PokemonScarletAndViolet''
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-->'''Cracked''', [[https://www.cracked.com/article_18549_8-health-foods-that-are-bad-your-health.html 8 Health Foods That Are Bad For Your Health]]

->"Ugh, I hope it heals better than it tastes!"
--> '''Kerillian''' upon downing a [[HealingPotion Healing Draught]], ''VideoGame/TheEndTimesVermintide''

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-->'''Cracked''', -->-- '''Cracked''', [[https://www.cracked.com/article_18549_8-health-foods-that-are-bad-your-health.html 8 Health Foods That Are Bad For Your Health]]

->"Ugh, ->''"Ugh, I hope it heals better than it tastes!"
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tastes!"''
-->--
'''Kerillian''' upon downing a [[HealingPotion Healing Draught]], ''VideoGame/TheEndTimesVermintide''



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'''Uncle Roger:''' If by 'healthy' you mean 'disgusting', then Jamie, you are right.
--> ''[[https://youtu.be/t_KdbASIkB8 Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice]]''

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''*Video pauses*''\\
''[Video pauses]''\\
'''Uncle Roger:''' If by 'healthy' "healthy" you mean 'disgusting', "disgusting", then Jamie, you are right.
--> -->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/t_KdbASIkB8 Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice]]''



--> '''Rui Kamishiro''', ''VideoGame/ProjectSekai''

->'''Mark''': Research and development have come up with a new snack for the health-conscious middle classes.
->'''Gary Prince''': What's it like?
->'''Mark''': They're vile, they taste like sawdust in linseed oil.
->'''Gary Prince''': Well, that'll be why they're selling - if they taste awful, they've gotta be good for you.
-->''Series/APrinceAmongMen'', "Injury Time"

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--> -->-- '''Rui Kamishiro''', ''VideoGame/ProjectSekai''

->'''Mark''': Research and development have come up with a new snack for the health-conscious middle classes.
->'''Gary
classes.\\
'''Gary
Prince''': What's it like?
->'''Mark''':
like?\\
'''Mark''':
They're vile, they taste like sawdust in linseed oil.
->'''Gary
oil.\\
'''Gary
Prince''': Well, that'll be why they're selling - if they taste awful, they've gotta be good for you.
-->''Series/APrinceAmongMen'', -->-- ''Series/APrinceAmongMen'', "Injury Time"
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->'''Mark''': Research and development have come up with a new snack for the health-conscious middle classes.
->'''Gary Prince''': What's it like?
->'''Mark''': They're vile, they taste like sawdust in linseed oil.
->'''Gary Prince''': Well, that'll be why they're selling - if they taste awful, they've gotta be good for you.
-->''Series/APrinceAmongMen'', "Injury Time"
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->''"Why is it that every single tv show about eating healthy tells you to eat vegetables? If you ask me, they all taste like they should be bad for your health."''
--> '''Rui Kamishiro''', ''VideoGame/ProjectSekai''
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--> [[https://youtu.be/t_KdbASIkB8 ''Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice'']]

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--> [[https://youtu.''[[https://youtu.be/t_KdbASIkB8 ''Uncle Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice'']]Rice]]''
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--> '[[https://youtu.be/t_KdbASIkB8 Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice]]'

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--> '[[https://youtu.[[https://youtu.be/t_KdbASIkB8 Uncle ''Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice]]'Rice'']]
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--> [[https://youtu.be/t_KdbASIkB8 'Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice']]

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--> [[https://youtu.'[[https://youtu.be/t_KdbASIkB8 'Uncle Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice']]Rice]]'
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--> [[https://youtu.be/t_KdbASIkB8 Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice]]

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--> [[https://youtu.be/t_KdbASIkB8 Uncle 'Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice]]Rice']]
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->'''Jamie Oliver:''' [Egg Fried Rice is] often associated with being unhealthy-- this has been made to be healthy.\\
''*Video pauses*''\\
'''Uncle Roger:''' If by 'healthy' you mean 'disgusting', then Jamie, you are right.
--> [[https://youtu.be/t_KdbASIkB8 Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice]]
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->"Ugh, I hope it heals better than it tastes!"
--> '''Kerillian''' upon downing a [[HealingPotion Healing Draught]], ''VideoGame/TheEndTimesVermintide''
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->"Granola bars have to be good for you, right? Well, if they taste awful, then yes. If they taste good, it's probably the same ingredients that make candy bars taste good: sugar, fat and chocolate."
-->'''Cracked''', [[https://www.cracked.com/article_18549_8-health-foods-that-are-bad-your-health.html 8 Health Foods That Are Bad For Your Health]]

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-->-- ''Mike Royko''

-->"You can't do that, you can't do that\\

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-->-- ''Mike Royko''

-->"You
'''Mike Royko'''

->"You
can't do that, you can't do that\\



You can't do that

-->Don't say it feels good, don't you do it\\

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You can't do that

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Don't
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->'''Connie:''' The tea is ready! Here, try it!
->'''Steven:''' Thanks!
->'''Connie:''' How is it?
->'''Steven:''' It's... Hmmm.... It's bad.
->'''Connie:''' Well, yeah. It's not about tasting good, Steven. It's about surviving the punishment of nature.

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->'''Connie:''' The tea is ready! Here, try it!
->'''Steven:''' Thanks!
->'''Connie:'''
it!\\
'''Steven:''' Thanks! \\
'''Connie:'''
How is it?
->'''Steven:'''
it?\\
'''Steven:'''
It's... Hmmm.... It's bad.
->'''Connie:'''
bad.\\
'''Connie:'''
Well, yeah. It's not about tasting good, Steven. It's about surviving the punishment of nature.


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->''Vile-tasting but undeniably good for you.''
-->-- '''FlavorText''' (no pun intended) for Tofu, ''VideoGame/FableI''
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Gem Hunt"

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Gem Hunt"Hunt"
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-->-- Shadow, ''LetsPlay/SuperPlayify''

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-->-- Shadow, '''Shadow''', ''LetsPlay/SuperPlayify''



-->-- Bill Harley, "I Love My Sister"

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-->-- Bill Harley, '''Bill Harley''', "I Love My Sister"



-->--''Mike Royko''

--> "You can't do that, you can't do that\\

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-->--''Mike -->-- ''Mike Royko''

--> "You -->"You can't do that, you can't do that\\



--> Don't say it feels good, don't you do it\\

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--> Don't -->Don't say it feels good, don't you do it\\



-->--''K.T. Oslin'', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA-TqZuuEA4 You Can't Do That]]"

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-->--''K.-->-- '''K.T. Oslin'', Oslin''', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA-TqZuuEA4 You Can't Do That]]"That]]"

->'''Connie:''' The tea is ready! Here, try it!
->'''Steven:''' Thanks!
->'''Connie:''' How is it?
->'''Steven:''' It's... Hmmm.... It's bad.
->'''Connie:''' Well, yeah. It's not about tasting good, Steven. It's about surviving the punishment of nature.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Gem Hunt"
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-->--''Mike Royko''

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-->--''Mike Royko''Royko''

--> "You can't do that, you can't do that\\
There's no eating, cheating, trick, treating\\
You can't do that, you can't do that\\
You can't do that

--> Don't say it feels good, don't you do it\\
If it tastes good, throw it away\\
It's a sad truth, don't deny it\\
If you're gonna play, you're gonna pay"
-->--''K.T. Oslin'', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA-TqZuuEA4 You Can't Do That]]"
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-->--'''Mike Royko'''

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-->--'''Mike Royko'''-->--''Mike Royko''
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->''For breakfast, we both had whole-wheat breakfast squares! My mom said they were good for us, and I knew it had to be true, because...'''they didn't TASTE good'''.''
-->-- Bill Harley, "I Love My Sister"
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->-- Shadow, ''LetsPlay/SuperPlayify''

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->-- -->-- Shadow, ''LetsPlay/SuperPlayify''
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The rule is: ''If you enjoy it, you can't have it; if you don't like it, you can eat all you want.''

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The rule is: ''If you enjoy it, you can't have it; if you don't like it, you can eat all you want.''''\\
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->-- Shadow, ''LetsPlay/SuperPlayify''

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->-- Shadow, ''LetsPlay/SuperPlayify''''LetsPlay/SuperPlayify''

->No matter what they claim, there is only one diet that works. I call it the You-Gotta-Suffer Diet.\\
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Having just lost 25 pounds in about 10 weeks, I know it works and I'm willing to share it with you. It's quite simple. You don't have to do a lot of calorie counting, measuring and weighing tiny bits of food or poring over time-consuming recipes. All you have to do is be miserable, which is fundamental to any successful diet. And you have to remember only one rule, the cornerstone of my diet.\\
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The rule is: ''If you enjoy it, you can't have it; if you don't like it, you can eat all you want.''
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This rule derives from the scientifically acknowledged fact that Mother Nature is a nasty, sadistic, mean broad. She made everything that tastes good fattening. And everything that is not fattening tastes terrible.\\
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An example is the Brussels sprout. Under my diet, you can eat all the Brussels sprouts you want. Stuff yourself with them. Shove them in your mouth with both hands. You won't gain an ounce. That's because Brussels sprouts are awful. Just as lettuce, celery, cabbage, carrots and most vegetables are awful. The only vegetable that isn't awful is the potato -- and only when it's French fried. Or baked and heaped with butter, sour cream and chunks of bacon. Or covered with gooey cheese. Then the potato tastes great. Therefore, you can't eat it.\\
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See how simple it is?
-->--'''Mike Royko'''
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->''"Well, she tried making it 'health food style', so it was, like, with nothing but natural ingredients and stuff, so, it... it, it tasted like ass. ...[[TastesLikeFeet I don't know what ass tastes like,]] but I say it tasted like ass."''
->-- Shadow, ''LetsPlay/SuperPlayify''

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