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->[T]he problems with flying cars won’t be fixed by one more round of technological advancement, or a hundred more rounds, because those problems are hardwired into the physical realities with which flying cars have to contend. One of the great unlearned lessons of our time is that a bad idea doesn’t become a good idea just because someone comes up with some new bit of technology to enable it.
-->--'''Creator/JohnMichaelGreer''', ''[[https://www.ecosophia.net/progress-and-amnesia/ Progress and Amnesia]]''
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->'''Birdboy''': Ooh, sansabelt, you don't see that much anymore, you guys from florida?
->'''George Jetson''': No, we're from the future.
->'''Elroy''': Yeah, the 21st century!
->'''George Jetson''': The ''magnificent far-off year of 2002!''
->'''Harvey Birdman''': ''(looks at his desk calendar, dated 2004)'' Really.

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->'''Birdboy''': ->'''Birdboy:''' Ooh, sansabelt, you sansabelt! You don't see that much anymore, you guys from florida?
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'''Elroy:'''
Yeah, the 21st century!
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century!\\
'''George Jetson:'''
The ''magnificent far-off year of 2002!''
->'''Harvey Birdman''':
2002!''\\
'''Harvey Birdman:'''
''(looks at his desk calendar, dated 2004)'' 2004, then back to George while narrowing his eyes) Really.''
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->It can contact nearly anyone in the world, locate me on aerial maps, and plot directions to any location in the country. It is unquestionably the future, and you would have crashed your stupid flying car anyway.
-->-- '''Webcomic/ThreePanelSoul''' on [=iPhones=], [[http://threepanelsoul.com/2008/11/05/on-advancements/ On Advancements]]

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->It ->This device can contact nearly anyone in the world, locate me on aerial maps, and plot directions to any location in the country. It is unquestionably the future, and you would have crashed your stupid flying car anyway.
-->-- '''Webcomic/ThreePanelSoul''' on [=iPhones=], [[http://threepanelsoul.com/2008/11/05/on-advancements/ [[http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/on-advancements On Advancements]]
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-->-- '''Ed Byrne''', ''Series/MockTheWeek'', "Unlikely letters to be read out on ''Points of View''"

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->"I see the evil of the times to come. No flying cars! '''EVER! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'''"
-->-- '''Vigo the Carpathian''', ''VideoGame/GhostbustersTheVideoGame''

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-> It's the year 2000. But where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars! I don't see any flying cars! [[RepeatedForEmphasis Why? Why? Why?]]

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-> It's the year 2000. But where are the flying cars? {{flying car}}s? I was promised flying cars! I don't see any flying cars! [[RepeatedForEmphasis Why? Why? Why?]]



->'''Hobbes:''' A new decade is coming up.\\

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->'''Hobbes:''' [[TheNineties A new decade decade]] is coming up.\\



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-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'', [[https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1989/12/30 December 30, 1989]]


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->We wanted flying cars; instead, we got [[Website/{{Twitter}} 140 characters]].
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->"You know what's so disappointing about the future?" growled the torrid half-Klingon. "NO FLYING CARS!" She swung back her arm and hurled the speedster as hard and far as she could.

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->"You know what's so disappointing about the future?" growled the torrid half-Klingon. "NO FLYING CARS!" {{FLYING CAR}}S!" She swung back her arm and hurled the speedster as hard and far as she could.



->''"You know what's so disappointing about the future?" growled the torrid half-Klingon. "NO {{FLYING CAR}}S!" She swung back her arm and hurled the speedster as hard and far as she could.''
-->-- '''Attack of the 50-Ft Half-Klingon'''
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->An actual life-sized robot, clearly influenced by Johnny Five from 1986' s ''Film/ShortCircuit'', or Paulie's [[{{Sexbot}} sensual butler]] in ''Film/RockyIV'', Kevin has such an advanced level of Artificial Intelligence that, for military applications alone, he'd be worth billions. Here we are, 25 years later, and AI still hasn't progressed past video game characters who spend their days [[ArtificialStupidity running into walls.]]

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->An actual life-sized robot, clearly influenced by Johnny Five from 1986' s 1986's ''Film/ShortCircuit'', or Paulie's [[{{Sexbot}} sensual butler]] in ''Film/RockyIV'', Kevin has such an advanced level of Artificial Intelligence that, for military applications alone, he'd be worth billions. Here we are, 25 years later, and AI still hasn't progressed past video game characters who spend their days [[ArtificialStupidity running into walls.]]
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->[=WayneTech=] promised an electric car by this year. I put a deposit down. Where's my goddamn electric car, Bruce?
-->-- '''Joker''', ''WesternAnimation/HarleyQuinn2019''
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->You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does ''not'' have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying 'Where's ''my'' water buffalo?' 'Why don't ''I'' have a water buffalo?' and are you prepared to deal with that?! I don't think so! Just [[PunctuatedForEmphasis stop. Being. So.]] [[CompletelyMissingThePoint SILLY!]]

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->You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does ''not'' have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying 'Where's ''my'' water buffalo?' 'Why don't ''I'' have a water buffalo?' and are you prepared to deal with that?! I don't think so! Just [[PunctuatedForEmphasis stop. Being. So.]] [[CompletelyMissingThePoint SILLY!]]
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->"''In the year 2015: They got everything wrong!''"
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}} Caddy]]''', on the opening of [[VideoGame/LEGORacers LEGO Drome Racers]].
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-->-- '''Ed Byrne:''' , ''Series/MockTheWeek'', "Unlikely letters to be read out on ''Points of View''"

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-->--'''Creator/LewisBlack''', ''[[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/3weeg7/comedy-central-presents-the-millennium Comedy Central Presents]]''

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-> It's the year 2000. But where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars! I don't see any flying cars! Why? Why?! Why?

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-->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/iI_OneNV4CY IBM Business Software commercial]]''

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-->-- '''Creator/AveryBrooks''', ''[[https://youtu.be/iI_OneNV4CY IBM Business Software commercial]]''
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-> It's the year 2000. But where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars! I don't see any flying cars! Why? Why?! Why?
-->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/iI_OneNV4CY IBM Business Software commercial]]''
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->'''Old Johnny:''' Can someone, ''anyone,'' explain to me what the hell is going on?\\
'''Younger Johnny:''' Right? I've been in the future for a whole hour and I haven't seen one jetpack. Not ''one''.
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->'''Old Johnny:''' Can someone, ''anyone,'' explain to me what the hell is going on?\\
'''Younger Johnny:''' Right? I've been in the future for a whole hour and I haven't seen one jetpack. Not ''one''.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''

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-->--'''''{{Film/Interstellar}}'''''

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-->-- '''Joseph Cooper''', ''{{Film/Interstellar}}''
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->"You know what's so disappointing about the future?" growled the torrid half-Klingon. "NO FLYING CARS!" She swung back her arm and hurled the speedster as hard and far as she could.
-->-- '''Attack of the 50-Ft Half-Klingon'''

->You will BE AMAZED by the INCREDIBLE FUTURE OF 2009 with its jetpacks, flying cars, domed cities, alien monsters and vast electronic superbrains! Where rocketships TRAVEL TO THE STARS and alluring robot girls cater to YOUR EVERY DESIRE! You will GASP AT INCONCEIVABLE MARVELS like mobile telephones, interstate highways, automatic sliding doors, artificial satellites, and weapons of mass destruction!
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->Staring out of my window in Manhattan's East Village the other day, it struck me suddenly that the street scene below did not differ in any significant way from how it would have looked in 1967. Maybe even 1947. Oh, the design of automobiles has changed a bit, but combustion-engine-propelled ground-level vehicles are still how we get around, as opposed to flying cars or teleportation. Pedestrians trudge along sidewalks rather than swooshing along high-speed moving travelators. And even in hipster-friendly New York, most people's clothes and hair don't look especially outlandish. From the trusty traffic meters and sturdy blue mailboxes to the iconic yellow taxis and occasional cop on horseback, 21st century New York looks distressingly nonfuturistic. For a former science science fiction fanatic like me, this is brutally disappointing.
-->'''Simon Reynolds''', [[https://www.salon.com/2007/05/12/jetpack/ "Back to the future"]]
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-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2014/03/pop-between-realities-home-in-time-for.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]'''

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-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2014/03/pop-between-realities-home-in-time-for.html Dr. Phil El Sandifer]]'''

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