Quotes / I Shall Taunt You

Spider-Man: You do this for a living? With that accent, (starts imitating the accent badly) I was thinking rodeo clown!
Shocker: Don't you mock me, boy!
Spider-Man: I mock! I'm a mocker!

Raphael: Will... you... shut... your... trap!?
Michelangelo: Why? Does my talking bother you? Am I distracting you somehow? Making you lose focus? Messing up your concentration? Finally getting on your nerves, perhaps? Or maybe you're just a teeeensy bit worried that I might actually beat you.

"And this! Is when I taunt you!"


"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose to you, so-called Arthur-King! You and your silly English Knnnnnn-iggits! *sticks tongue* Thhhhhhpppptt! Thhhpppt! Thhhppt!! (later) I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!. (later) No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"

The pitch for this movie was Bruce Willis comes up to the execs and says “You know what people love? When I make snide comments at bad guys. Let’s make a movie that is just me giving one liners to bad guys and killing people” And the execs said “Fine, you can make The Last Boy Scout. Oh, and do this piece of shit Hudson Hawk too. Roughly the same thing”

"Rise up, my baron, and turn back your kye,
For the lads frae Drumwarren are driving them by,"
"How can I rise up and turn them again,
For where I hae a man, I'm sure they hae ten,"
"If I had a husband, as I must hae nane,
He wouldnae lie in his bed and watch his kye ta'en,"
So up gets the baron, cries "Give me my gun,
And I will go out, love, though I'll never win hame."
Baron O' Brackley, traditional Scottish

"Face me if you dare, stunted whelp, or do you lack even an Elven maid's courage? I thought the Sons of Grungni were great warriors, but perhaps you are no true Dwarf. Indeed, maybe you are instead some breed of bearded goblin, though in truth, I have seen a finer beard on a Troll's back-side."
Wulfrik the Wanderer to Dwarf King Thurbad Stonebeard, Warhammer

"If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum!"

I'm waiting for you, sire! Unless you'd rather have it said that the king is a little poofter who pisses himself at the idea of fighting?
The swordsmaster motivating King Arthur for a sparring session, Kaamelott

Terry: He's tough. Any suggestions, boss?
Bruce: Joker's vain and likes to talk. He'll try to distract you, but don't listen. Block it out and power on through.
Terry: Wait. I like to talk, too....