Fighter: So... anybody else here like swords?
Thief: You already asked that.
Fighter: Did I?
Black Mage, Thief and Red Mage: YES!
Fighter: So... anyone here like claymores, then?
Red Mage: You did that too.
Black Mage: Before the flamberges, cutlasses, rapiers, gladiuses and katanas, but after the bastard sword, longsword, falchion and scimitar.
"Hey! Guess what's sharper than a golf club!!" (later) "Hey, everybody! I love swords!"
The Internet: I think swords are neat do you think swords are neat!!
Tea: A sword is a tool designed to inflict pain or death on a fellow human!