Quotes / I Don't Pay You to Think

"Am I going mad, or did the word 'think' just escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!"
Vizzini to Fezzik, The Princess Bride

Viggo Grimborn: Dagur, did you do what I told you to do with the prisoner?
Dagur the Deranged: Of course! But I'm still thinking-
Viggo Grimborn: Stop thinking, all the thinking has been done! You simply need to do what you're told, follow orders! Can you do that?
Dragons: Riders of Berk, Maces and Talons, Part 2

Slave: It is beyond my humble capacity to offer an opinion, Master.
Avon: [smiles broadly] Oh, that's very good. You may turn out to be my kind of computer after all.

Mr. Krabs: Breathe on your own time. I don't pay ya to breathe!
Squidward: You hardly pay us at all.
SpongeBob SquarePants, "Squid on Strike"

Downey: Doctor, I thinkó
Cruces: Think? You're not paid to think! Heaven knows where the idiot has got to. I ordered the Guild searched! Why didn't anyone force the door?
Downey: Sorry, doctor, Edward left us weeks ago and I didn't thinkó
Cruces: You didn't think? What are you paid for?