This is going to get ugly
''What is this Pig World? Oh its Hamalot... it's- it's Hamalot.
Good one Bubsy!
Hey wanna be a cast member on Sat-PURR-day Night Live? I know you'll make the MEOOOWST of it! I'M LEAVING YOU BUBSY!
(Patrick sprays Spongebob's hand with invisible spray)
Patrick: I gotta hand it to you, Spongebob. You look kinda funny.
Spongebob: Righty! Where are you? No one messes with Righty! We'll see how you like it!
(sprays Patrick in the middle of his torso)
Spongebob: Kind of give you an empty feeling, huh?
(Patrick sprays Spongebob's eye)
Patrick: Yeah, I see what you mean!
(Spongebob sprays Patrick's crotch)
Spongebob: No guts, no glory!
Several bad puns later...