Quotes: Humiliation Conga
And it's so rich!
And it's so rare!
To take his shirt, his shoes, his jewelry
Oh, we'll emasculate him slowly
All the better to enjoy
N-Noooooooooooooo! M-M-My makeuuuuuup! [...] (answers phone) Hello, this is L'Belle! ...What? The project... is off? (answers phone) This is L'Belle! ...The sponsors have pulled out? (answers phone) L'Belle speaking! ...I'm fired? You mean I'm no longer Mayor Tenma's aide?! (answers phone) Hello, this is L'Belle! ...What? There's a stratospheric damages claim against me? ...One hundred m-m-million dollars?
She's not the girl you think she is, so let me tell you plainly.
There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley! (Hey!)
She's a phony scheming weasel-nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley! (Hey!)
She steals and lies and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineleeey!
Crushed and broken beneath the body of a small, naked child...yep, I think I'm done here.
"You CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! I've been run over by a car, forced to drive a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your gestapo security guards, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very large woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I still made the 12:00 deadline. So if you don't change that total back to a dollar fifty, I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!
''"We got through Max's dyslexia. And Carmen having to switch schools. Your uncle dying. My parents getting a divorce. Your father throwing you in jail. The garage burning down. Why does everything happen to us!? Are we cursed!? Did you cut off a voodoo priest in traffic!?"