"It makes perfect sense that they would pick Jason! I mean when people go to a MUPPET movie, they say, 'Gee, I can't wait to see the human!'"
Does Michael Bay miss the point so spectacularly as a statement, or is it some kind of medical condition? Is he this off-point in daily life? Does he need someone to help him aim at the urinal? In any event, we've prepared this simple test: Michael, if you're making a movie about GIANT TRANSFORMING ROBOTS, and less than one-third of the movie actually contains GIANT TRANSFORMING ROBOTS, you may have made a mistake.
"Okay, alright, little rewrite here... Alright, Tom and Jerry: The Movie is now about a little orphan who's trying to find her father Indiana Jones, while her evil aunt and father search for her because apparently, she's worth a lot of money. Oh, and there's a cat and mouse in there somewhere but that's... that's not important."
"Starring a cast of two-dimensional characters no one cares about! With special guest stars the Transformers."
"You have ONE token human, then make way for the fucking robots!"
— Areis from the same VG Cats comic.
"Hey guys. I got a great idea. Let's make a movie based off of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Bronies are such a great demographic, no? And I got an idea to troll them... let's theatrically release it and make it feature-length... and quickly stuff the actual ponies off-screen within ten minutes so we can focus on our new toy line: My Little Bratz."
—a quote about "Equestria Girls".