"It makes perfect sense that they would pick Jason! I mean when people go to a MUPPET movie, they say, 'Gee, I can't wait to see the human!'"
"Okay, alright, little rewrite here... Alright, Tom And Jerry The Movie is now about a little orphan who's trying to find her father Indiana Jones, while her evil aunt and father search for her because apparently, she's worth a lot of money. Oh, and there's a cat and mouse in there somewhere but that's... that's not important."
"Starring a cast of two-dimensional characters no one cares about! With special guest stars the Transformers."
"You have ONE token human, then make way for the fucking robots!"
— Areis from the same VG Cats comic.