Quotes / How I Met Your Mother

"How I Met Your Mother is a show about how awesome Neil Patrick Harris is, but there's also a recurring sub plot about a guy named Ted Mosby..."

"This is going to be legen- wait for it..."
Barney Stinson, Something Blue (season 2 episode 24).

"...dary! Legendary!"
Barney Stinson, Wait-for-It (season 3 episode 1).

"Ted is literally the sweetest guy in the world. He's like a modern-day Martin Frobisher. If Ted took his awesomeness and built a skyscraper out of it, it would literally be taller than Mount Waddington! That's over 4,000 meters tall! When we split up, I literally cried forever. Yet, we both wanted different things, so we knew it wouldn't work oot in the end. Still, Ted is not a jerk. Would a jerk steal a Smurf Penis just to impress a girl? Would a jerk literally make it rain just to see me? I don't think so. In fact, Teddy Boy and I are still literally the best of friends. Anyone who thinks Ted is a jerk is a major idiot (Major Idiot!). Let me put it this way: I wouldn't trade the time I spent with Ted for literally all the grizzly paw ice cream sandwiches in the world."
Robin Scherbatsky, in a testimonial vouching for Ted hosted at tedmosbyisnotajerk.com

"Hi. Im Ted Mosby. And exactly 45 days from now, you and I are gonna meet, and were gonna get married, and... Were gonna have two kids. And were gonna love them and each other so much... All that is 45 days away. But Im here now, I guess, because... I want those extra 45 days with you. I want each one of them. And look, if I cant have them, Ill take the 45 seconds before your boyfriend shows up and punches me in the face, because... I love you. Im always gonna love you. Till the end of my days... and beyond. Youll see."
Ted, to the Mother in an Imagine Spot

"Hi. One ticket to Farhampton, please.
The Mother's first line
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