->"Honest to God, ''Hot Fuzz'' should be a case study in screenwriting classes for how to write. I am not exaggerating when I say it is probably the best, most tightly written, efficient screenplay I've ever seen in my life. There is not a wasted word in ''Hot Fuzz''."
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]'''
->"Police Constable Nicholas Angel. Born and schooled in London. Graduated Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first in politics and sociology. Attended Hendon College of police training. Displayed great aptitude in field exercises, notably urban pacification and riot control. Academically excelled in theoretical coursework and final year examinations. Received the baton of honour. Graduated with distinction into the Metropolitan Police Service. Quickly established an effectiveness and popularity within the community. Proceeded to improve skill base with courses in advanced driving, and advanced cycling. Became heavily involved in a number of extra-vocational activities. To this day holds the Met record for the hundred metre dash. In 2001 began active duty with the renowned [=SO19=] armed response unit. Received a bravery award for efforts in the resolution in Operation Crackdown. In the last twelve months has received nine special commendations. Achieved the highest arrest record for any officer in the Met, and sustained three injuries in the line of duty, most recently in December, when wounded by a man dressed... as FatherChristmas."