Quotes: Horse of a Different Color
CUT TO POCAHONTAS SHOWING JUGHEAD HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.
OKAY, IT'S A HORSE.
— Avatar: The Metacontextual Edition
: Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but— Tony
: But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.
I need a horse! Pet Shop Clerk:
We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds... Thor:
Then give me one of those large enough to ride!
Pretty Chocobo, what a happy time on your back
They may look like a chick
But they go quick
With a dramatic kick!
—Hyadain, Rap de Chocobo