Quotes / Horse of a Different Color

CUT TO POCAHONTAS SHOWING JUGHEAD HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.

OKAY, IT'S A HORSE.

Pretty Chocobo, what a happy time on your back
They may look like a chick
But they go quick
With a dramatic kick!
Hyadain, "Rap de Chocobo"

Tim: Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but-
Tony: But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.
NCIS

Stupid freakin' horse!
raocow on the subject of Yoshi, frequently

Thor: I need a horse!
Pet Shop Clerk: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds...
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride!
Thor

Now I'm not saying that horses are without their uses. They can get a move on. If worse comes to worst, one can feed a platoon for a week. Thing is, though, once the slugs and lasbolts start flashing about, being on a horse ain't that much use. On Kashann, though, we have hunting lizards. They have a hide thick as a flak vest and a bite that'll take your arm off. Now you tell me, if you were going to ride into a battle, which would you rather be on?
Sgt. Uriens Quist, 3rd Kashann Xeno Riders, Warhammer 40,000

So you think you can ride this chocobo / Got chocobucks? You better put them on this chocobo! / Saddle up, if you think you can ride in this rodeo / Are we in hell? I don't know... to the dirt, let's roll!
— "Crazy Chocobo" theme while riding a rambunctious chocobo in Final Fantasy XIII-2


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