Quotes: Homemade Sweater From Hell
You know, some would say these antlers I'm wearing would be emasculating, but they'd be wrong. Morgan:
You're right, Adam. It's the sweater
that makes you look gay.
"Non-Denominational Holiday Special"
Oh My God! Is that sweater made of bees?
You don't know what's worse: the embarrassingly quaint "elf on reindeer" motif, or the fact that wearing it makes you feel like you're wrapped in a dead sasquatch.
Made of wool with a holiday print Mine's so black it'll make you squint Sure I itch, but that'll get better When I get used to my holiday sweater