Adam: You know, some would say these antlers I'm wearing would be emasculating, but they'd be wrong.
Morgan: You're right, Adam. It's the sweater that makes you look gay.
—X-Play "Non-Denominational Holiday Special"
Penny: Oh My God! Is that sweater made of bees?
You don't know what's worse: the embarrassingly quaint "elf on reindeer" motif, or the fact that wearing it makes you feel like you're wrapped in a dead sasquatch.