Quotes / Hollywood Psych

"Therapy happens to be very beneficial; I've been going for twenty-five years."
C.C. Babcock, The Nanny

Beth: Why did you tell Annie Marshall that Conrad is seeing a psychiatrist?
Calvin: I dunno. Why not?
Beth: Well for one thing, I don't think people hear that kind of thing very easily.
Calvin: C'mon, for most people, it's a status symbol. Right up there with going to Europe.

Dr. Thondyke: What is the rate of recovery here at the Institute?
Dr. Montague: I'll have that for you in a moment. [fiddling with calculator] Once in a blue moon.