"Chakotayís face has been reconstructed more times than I care to remember! Iím surprised they manage to get it back to its usual shape every time! "
—Doc Oho on Star Trek: Voyager, "Workforce"
"It should be noted here that Tess had half her face burned off and was then healed by magic science bukkake."
—Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville ("Lazarus")
"We start out with a parental discretion warning. I've whined about this before. The last time they did this was when Lionel put a gun to his head and contemplated suicide... In this episode, I can only guess that they did the warning for the same reason. Chloe ends up with slashed wrists that, of course, won't scar. Maybe that's what they're warning about. You might just drop dead of incredulity next time you see her wrists...that could be a better title than Tomb, watching this one. INCREDULITY."
—Neal Bailey on Smallville ("Tomb")