Quotes / Hiding Behind Religion

Lisa Simpson: Doesn't the Bible teach us "Judge not lest ye be judged," reverend?
Reverend Lovejoy: I think it may be somewhere towards the back.

Stan Smith: I'm having a spiritual crisis. What do you do when your best friend doesn't believe in God?
Father Donovan: Well, Stan, we're hardly best friends.

"I'm tired of people using religion to justify the terrible things they do."
Jason Gideon, Criminal Minds