"So, let me get this straight, you're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad'll give you back your swamp, which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that about right?"
— Donkey, Shrek
Lil' Hitler has conquered all of Europe while Lil' U.S.A. is sitting on the outside in his own desk.
Lil' U.S.A.: Pssh. It's not my problem.
Lil' Japan comes out of nowhere and knocks Lil' U.S.A.'s food off his desk.
Lil' U.S.A.: Now... it's my problem.
Vexxarr: If I go out there...fight impossible odds...defy death and save all the rock-crabs...will you shut up??
Sploorfix: Um, sure?
Vexxarr: Step aside...path of least resistance here I come...
ďIím being practical, Taylor. People are suffering all around the world. We ignore whatís happening elsewhere every second of every day, focusing only on our country, our city, our neighborhood, or on the people we see daily. We only really care about the pain and unhappiness of our loved ones, our friends and families, because we couldnít stay sane if we tried to support and save everyone. Nobody could try to do anything like that, except maybe Scion. Iím applying that concept to a smaller scale. My family and my team, they take priority, and they take priority in that order. If I have to choose one way or the other, Iím going to take the option that includes Aisha and you guys.Ē
"The height of my ambition for many years has been to be left alone. Please do not disturb my peace again."