"Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their master's commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain, and they never once beg for a pay check! Trust me, Fuery, they're the great servants of MAN! LOYAL CANINE, HOW WE SALUTE THEE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"People who do not like dogs do not know dogs. It is very difficult to dislike a being who worships you and would gladly die for you — especially when it is handsome and frisky and empathetic, and a good, good doggie, yes it is."
—Roger Ebert on My Dog Tulip