"You're still evil! And when you're trying to be good, you're even more evil!"
— Lisa Simpson, to Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, "The Old Man and the Lisa"
"Why am I so bad at being good!?"
— Zuko, Avatar: The Last Airbender
"Listen, chump. I was just doing my own thing when some robot-riding circus freaks jump me and then you had to show up and start bashing my town and for some reason, everyone keeps calling ME the bad guy!"
— Coop, Megas XLR, "The Bad Guy"
"I AM WARIO-MAN! And I will save the world... OF ALL ITS MONEY!"''
— Wario, WarioWare Twisted
"She wasn't much of a hero, anyway."
— Chester McBadbat on Veronica/Hawk Gal, The Fairly OddParents!'', "The Big Superhero Wish"