Quotes / Hell Hotel

Relax, said the nightman
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave
The Eagles, "Hotel California"

"Hotel rooms are a naturally creepy place...Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many... died? "
Mike, 1408

"'Got out'? Now, why would I wanna do that when the room service in this hotel is still excellent? Has been for 50 years. The paranoia here is like fine wine."
Angel, "Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been"

"You know, this is the opposite of a love hotel; this is a HATE hotel. I mean, come on, it's not even handicap-accessible!"

"You must be dead tired... what? You want to know if I can see it in your face? No, my friend. What I see in your face is not a desire for sleep... it's a desire for death The two are twins, you know.
"... Just kidding. Mhmhmhm."

Doctor: You think this is Hell?
Rita: The whole "80s hotel" thing took me by surprise, though...
Doctor Who, "The God Complex"

The rooms smell of mildew, nicotine, and brimstone, and you take on the dreams of those who slept there - all those lost souls trapped in the seedy perdition of 3 AM - all those unique ways to spell despair.
An ancient TV flashes white static and crackles in a cyclopean voice, THROUGH ME YOU ENTER INTO THE CITY OF WOES. The dying thermostat rattles and groans, THROUGH ME YOU ENTER INTO ETERNAL PAIN. The invisible stains in the streets spell out, THROUGH ME YOU ENTER THE POPULATION OF LOSS.
Do you hear? "Wicker-Wicker-Wicker." From the bathroom. Follow. Into the blotched porcelain of the toilet are carved these words, ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE.
The Buzzing, The Secret World

The old Fiend owns a high-rise hotel and had it built to her specifications. It's posh and upscale, with a beautiful rooftop garden. What nobody knows is that the garden sits atop a hidden atrium that runs the building's length and is packed with the Tzimisce's native soil. She sleeps where it's deepest, far from harm; supposedly, she's got certain exits from the atrium into certain rooms. The hotel concierge directs lone travelers into these suits and never registers the as having entered. The old Fiend uses her... well, I guess they're arms... to snag those guests from their beds and pull them into the dirt with her. Meanwhile, the cleaning staff steals all their possessions when they clean the room out...
Vampire: The Masquerade - Clanbook: Tzimisce (revised)