Relax, said the nightman
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave
— The Eagles, "Hotel California"
"Hotel rooms are a naturally creepy place...Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many... died? "
"'Got out'? Now, why would I wanna do that when the room service in this hotel is still
excellent? Has been for 50 years. The paranoia here is like fine wine."
, "Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been"