Quotes / Hell Hotel

Relax, said the nightman
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave
The Eagles, "Hotel California"

"Hotel rooms are a naturally creepy place...Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many... died? "
Mike, 1408

"'Got out'? Now, why would I wanna do that when the room service in this hotel is still excellent? Has been for 50 years. The paranoia here is like fine wine."
Angel, "Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been"

"You know, this is the opposite of a love hotel; this is a HATE hotel. I mean, come on, it's not even handicap-accessible!"

"You must be dead tired... what? You want to know if I can see it in your face? No, my friend. What I see in your face is not a desire for sleep... it's a desire for death The two are twins, you know.
"... Just kidding. Mhmhmhm."

Doctor: You think this is Hell?
Rita: The whole "80s hotel" thing took me by surprise, though...
Doctor Who, "The God Complex"