Quotes: Heel Face Door Slam
Dark Eldar #1:
You know when we take people captive, and we take them back to Commorragh and torture them for decades until they finally die? Dark Eldar #2:
Yeah DE #1:
Well, why do we do that? I mean, it's not very nice, is it? DE #2: We do it because it's fun. We're all sadistic monsters. DE #1: But I'm not!
All that screaming and blood just makes me feel sick! Just for once I'd like to go home and just have a nice cup of tea
and a nice cake! DE #2:
But... that's exactly how I feel! I thought I was the only one! DE #1: (gasps)
Oh, my friend, how happy this makes me! Let us leave this place, and give up our old lives of sadism and hatred! DE #2:
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
Argh! DE #2:
I don't know what they were talking about, but I'll bet it was evil.