Quotes: He-Man Woman Hater

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Dr. Lecter: Paul, would you like to say grace?
Paul Krendler: (lobotomized) God bless every one of us, even white trash like Starling!
Lecter: I don't think the Apostle Paul could have put it any better. He hated women, too.

"Angel? Hah! She's a female, and all females is poison! They're full o' wicked wiles!"
Grumpy, upon seeing Snow White for the first time in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Lenny: Girls! Who needs 'em?
Stuckey: Yeah, who needs 'em?
Duane: I hate girls!
Kissyfur, "The Birds and The Bears"

"I, Stymie, member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Hater's Club, do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to, and especially never fall in love; and if I do, may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder."
Stymie, The Little Rascals film

"Stay away from women! All they want is your man juice!"
Coach Norton, Saving Silverman

"Ohh, how I hate girls... So arrogant and self-centered! They cry if you get angry, they gossip behind your back, they spread nasty lies... They look at me like some... some disgusting THING and say that I'm a weirdo... Laughing at me, all the while! 'You like to sew? What a queer!' 'Painting is so not you.' 'But you're a guy...' 'You don't act like a guy...' 'Why aren't you manly...' What does it mean to 'be a guy'!? What does it mean to 'be manly'!? Girls are so scary..." (...) "Men are much better... They'd never say those awful, degrading things. Yes, I vastly prefer men."
Shadow Kanji, Persona 4

"Women are strange little beasts. You can treat them like dogs, you can beat them till your arm aches, and still they love you. Of course, it is one of the most absurd illusions of Christianity that they have souls."
Strickland, The Moon and Sixpence by W. Somerset Maugham

    real life 

"A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his."

The Dream (WNBA): What is that? You're joking. That's a team name? These broads need to cut back on the Lunesta and work on their fundamentals. I can sink more three pointers than these amazons. Maybe have them play in skirts and high heels. Then I'll watch. No thanks.

"In the past, Allen was always very self deprecating. He was willing to take as much as he gave out. But here, Allen comes off as a very bitter and cruel old man...Ellie is a nice girl who did an altruistic act and Val is making a complete and utter ass out of himself by yelling at a soft spoken woman in the middle of a crowded restaurant. What an asshole."
Miles Antwiler on Hollywood Ending (2002)

"Ben Steed is doing his usual bit for female emancipation by ensuring that the fair sex are treated as little more than slaves and tossing lines like "donít just stand there woman, bring ale!""
Joe Ford onn Blake's 7, "Power"

"Betty and Veronica never got a single dime from the tooth fairy — all their teeth were left on Little Archie's lawn. You probably think I'm kidding and that no one would actually make girl-punching a central theme in a children's comic. Well, they fucking did."

"Rape isn't fatal. So imagine my indignation when I saw a chatroom called "'rape Survivors.' Is this supposed to impress me? Someone fucked you when you didn't want to be fucked and you're amazed that you survived? ...Just because you got raped, you have to rape the English language? You vindictive bitch! Also, don't you ever get tired of being the victim?"
The Amazing Atheist, Scumbag: Musings of a Subhuman (2007)

"I'm beginning to think that women should be denied the vote. Their hormones rage; they are too emotional."

"The reality is that women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. Itís just easier this way for everyone. You donít argue with a four-year old about why he shouldnít eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first."

"It is written that women ruin everything."
Theodore Beale aka "Vox Day", The Irrational Atheist

"Hell looks like a good place because at least a man is in charge, has a bit of order and lets men spit and scratch as needed."
—Pastor Mark Driscoll, Confessions of a Reformission Rev

"Don't forget that in hell, which is run by a neat and orderly man, some people also have to stand upside down in shit for eternity. Which would probably be fine for Driscoll, because considering his views, he's standing neck-deep in shit all the time already."
Mark Shrayber, Jezebel

"If you ever hear these two words on Baltimore sports talk, RAY RICE, run. Jump out of your car. Listen to country music if you have to because you do NOT want to expose yourself to that. They all start off their call the same way, 'First of all, I just want to say, it's never OK to hit a woman..." then they justify domestic abuse."