Stan: Okay, let's see who made the crime beat today. No better way to shame a first time petty law breaker than by plastering their picture all over the paper. Oh my God! Guess who's in here?
Stan: It's a local crime beat, Francine.
Steve: Is it Hayden Panettiere?
Stan: Who? I don't even know who... it's... it's a local... forget it.
— American Dad! ("To Live and Let Fry")